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donkeys -v- houswives Tue Apr 4, 8:51 AM ET

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 01:57 AM

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Tue Apr 4, 8:51 AM ET


NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A textbook used at schools in the Indian state of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to their "masters," The Times of India reported Tuesday.

"A donkey is like a housewife ... In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master," the newspaper reported, quoting a Hindi-language primer meant for 14-year-olds.

The book was approved by the state's Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party government but has sparked protests from the party's women's wing.

State education officials in Rajasthan, a western state known for its conservative attitude toward women, said people should not be upset by the comparison, the paper said.

"The comparison was made in good humor," state education official A.R. Khan was quoted as saying. "However, protests have been taken note of and the board is in the process of removing it (the reference)."


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well....

it's true you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master.

perhaps they should have been a little more diplomatic and added that women don't just take a dump wherever and leave it for you to clean up.
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 08:35 AM

I sort of doubt that they meant it as a joke...
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 09:59 AM

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perhaps they should have been a little more diplomatic and added that women don't just take a dump wherever and leave it for you to clean up.


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I probably shouldnt have laughed at that. I feel a little guilty now.

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 10:12 AM

It's great to see that post on my school's computer.

To me it said

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 07:31 PM

What about trained dogs?

Sounds to me like constructive persuasion to "do as you are told" to the opposite side of that race.
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 09:52 PM

[bad taste] Well, if you don't have a wife, at least you have an ass [/bad taste]
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 11:55 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Apr 5 2006, 09:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I probably shouldnt have laughed at that. I feel a little guilty now.

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[bad taste] Well, if you don't have a wife, at least you have an ass [/bad taste]


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Posted 06 April 2006 - 08:09 AM

That is discriminating to describe one creature as advantaged compared to the other because of what can easily be taken for granted, not sure: but that is another issue of Schools, did they claim equality?

"A pig is more loyal than a fat person, easy to slaughter for food except we can't really eat the (real pig.)"

"Loyalty goes both ways, except those men break that by calling themselves masters." As if they are "god" themselves.

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 07:55 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 4 2006, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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well....

it's true you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master.

perhaps they should have been a little more diplomatic and added that women don't just take a dump wherever and leave it for you to clean up.


Well at least theres a smaller chance of the donkey cheating on you.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:08 PM

Um... wait, did you just quote someone and then rephrase what they said?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:10 PM

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Um... wait, did you just quote someone and then rephrase what they said?


No, he said that a donkey will never be disloyal, Im saying donkeys are more loyal then woman.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:25 PM

Donkeys are more loyal than men too though...

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:28 PM

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Donkeys are more loyal than men too though...


Right, I should have said spouse.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:28 PM

yeah, but women prefer guys that cheat.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:30 PM

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yeah, but women prefer guys that cheat.


In this twisted world of ours... yes.
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