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Me Love You Long Phone Bill! Friday, April 14, 2006

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Apr 18 2006, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was expecting you to do something like that, to see what happens if I did not state anything further.

Also how could I look like that robot when you have not seen me yet?


You can see from the people "laughing" that they thought it was a "joke", but I forgot. Robots don't have humor. Just look at HAL9000!
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Apr 18 2006, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can see from the people "laughing" that they thought it was a "joke", but I forgot. Robots don't have humor. Just look at HAL9000!


Forgot?

Anything is possible, also hearing about the experiments with plants they were using for artificial intelligence some years ago.

Many kinds of humour exists, including the substance in "eyes?"

Well clearly I am not a robot in person now, I make up some jokes (able to express in other senses), and I have a beard which I misuse to get the attention I need, in busy places.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 18 April 2006 - 08:25 PM

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 07:40 PM

Barend: I'm envious. It takes me two days to get noticable stubble... Actually, I lied. I'm not envious. I don't like shaving. tongue.gif
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Posted 25 April 2006 - 07:43 PM

i only shave twice a week... i like a little shadow... it makes me look sexy in a nixonesque way
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Posted 25 April 2006 - 07:54 PM

What happens if the hair from the beard is forcefully plucked out to the root, will it not grow back?

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 08:56 PM

If you pluck out your beard by the roots it causes chicken salad. Don't ask why. It just does.

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 06:02 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 25 2006, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you pluck out your beard by the roots it causes chicken salad. Don't ask why. It just does.


Salad scream, you mean what looks like it in appearance?

For cuts and infections, I thought the liquid was musuc, perhaps in this case of ingrowing hair from shaving.

But I am talking about plucking the hair forecfully from the root.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 26 April 2006 - 06:10 AM

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