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Star Wars: Revenge of the Nerd 12:00 AM, 10-APRIL-06 (rep.13/4/6)

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 07:14 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 19 2006, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you're meant to appreciate the literal extraction from homonymical termonology.



As for not knowing properly I don't know how to.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 08:15 AM

*sigh*

Otal asks "How come Cobnat gets a cool name, and I get numbnuts?", suggesting that you called him the name "numbnuts".

Barend says "Because you sat down too quickly?" Why did he say this? Why would you get numbnuts from sitting down?

Ah, from sitting on your testicles! This duality of meaning is funny to organisms of flesh and blood! We laugh, using our organic lungs! Ha ha ha!

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 08:55 AM

Yup, us meatbags got some weird customs alright...

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:06 AM

Oh in another term to lay sitting down, which is why I thought of tails before upon not knowing the side.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:12 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 19 2006, 02:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
er... because you sat down too fast? wink.gif

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Apr 19 2006, 02:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Calling him a numbnut for sitting down fast, I sit down fast but I don't feel numb.


LMAO. Havent laughed so hard since I heard about a guy in Norway who beat his wife with his Penis.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:19 AM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Apr 20 2006, 09:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LMAO. Havent laughed so hard since I heard about a guy in Norway who beat his wife with his Penis.


With any object that is violent, perhaps she had abnormalities and couldn't get pregnant and couldn't give birth.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:26 AM

Or perhaps she was an alien and he had a penis made of steel. Who knows?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:28 AM

You've been watching too many animes, Koko-san...

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:32 AM

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I still have to sort out what you said to me in japanese some time ago. I got most of it, but there's something in the second question that I still can't understand. Just give me some more time, Gobureru-san (or something like that).
By the way, this reminds me that I have to change my avatar ASAP. I'll think of something to put there later.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:34 AM

I do not know about metal skin or creatures that I have not seen yet. What I was saying which I have read could be one possible circumstance, as it seems he was unhappy about something. In some situations with certain types of people for example, when there is a fault like with a television:

"He gets it, hits it, chucks it on the ground, puts it back up, plugs it in and turns it back on" "Now repeat until it works."

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:41 AM

So, what you're saying, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that he may have hit his wife with his penis to see if the hits "fixed her" and made her fertile again? Do you really think that could work, or at the very least, be plausible and, I don't know, SANE?

EDIT: added uncertainty (sp?) to the theory.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 10:35 AM

QUOTE (Coco @ Apr 20 2006, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, what you're saying, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that he may have hit his wife with his penis to see if the hits "fixed her" and made her fertile again? Do you really think that could work, or at the very least, be plausible and, I don't know, SANE?

EDIT: added uncertainty (sp?) to the theory.


Not literally to "fix her" when used in this case, I was meaning for an emotional context.
"Emotionally to fix her hoping it may work. Also considering if they got married and all the effort that might have been wasted, for the case of not being able to give birth. I realise that it may not be seen this way by some people.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 08:27 PM

i remember when this thread was only simply 'off topic'
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 08:43 PM

Okay back to the subject: For the people who cannot afford to pay off $351,000, they may be peanuts at the end, but on the other hand their children could be the peanut butter. Or they could get a further roasting in court for their inability to pay.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:28 PM

mmmmm.... roasted peanuts.
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