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Two Stooges Toilet Paper Tragedy Wednesday, April 12, 2006

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 02:54 PM

Selective perception kicks in again, I see...

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 03:22 PM

Yeah. He seems to miss the CAPS, I guess.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 03:23 PM

As again I read that people murder other people of petty issues sometimes, and later on the other or real reasons, can be later discovered with proof. Also reading that some frauds are commited similar to this way, I mean people who disguise murders or set up fights to get something in the end.

QUOTE (Coco @ Apr 12 2006, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah. He seems to miss the CAPS, I guess.


I do not know what you mean by CAPS. That means capital letters to me or for another abbreviation please state.

Just because someone can't think of other possibilities, does not mean that they should limit other people's ideas. I talk about many issues, just because I may not discuss religion too much or cannot think of the possibilities there at this time, I try not to impose my own limitations on others from stating their point of view, mainly I listen upon looking. Unless the person in question was present and wished not to be discussed about.

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:08 PM

Well, the facts that we know are that a man killed another man because of toilet paper. Until other facs come to light, hypothesizing why they did it can only be answered by "because they ran out of toilet paper and were a bit odd".

So, as a test, why did that man kill the other man?
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:21 PM

Uh~oh... *hides until it's over*

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:28 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Apr 12 2006, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, the facts that we know are that a man killed another man because of toilet paper. Until other facs come to light, hypothesizing why they did it can only be answered by "because they ran out of toilet paper and were a bit odd".

So, as a test, why did that man kill the other man?


Yes, they say it is the toilet tissue as now (fact), and the reason why over the toilet tissues I have not heard and is something I cannot say for sure, other than the possibilities I thought of as above:

Drunkness (unlikely)

Mental issues

Illegal trade gone wrong, perhaps followed by huge debt. If both of them are involved, obviously could be a secret if they did not want people to see. To this, one of them (the hammered one could have caused the trade to go wrong.)

Money problems between one or both, in extreme circumstances, could also be secret again to someone they owe.

Death to someone close (followed by another mental state.)

Another thought was the effect of drugs (But to this, either they did not find traces after a test or was unexpected in not testing.)

"because they ran out of toilet paper and were a bit odd".

Jokingly the toilet tissue could be an exp​ression to the relationship between themselves or the money they had left.


QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 12 2006, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh~oh... *hides until it's over*


I notice you use this statement many times, "Uh~oh." Starting to sound to me like an exp​ression as if something unpleasant was about to happen, here I do not see it like that.

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:35 PM

*departs the set*

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:41 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Apr 12 2006, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*departs the set*

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Sensing an exp​ression here but I still cannot find anything wrong though.

Anyway, important to me to think of most of the possibilities I can think of or hear and ask if the background information is not supplied, also at least a prepared chance to know what to expect incase they are true, but not for all situations.

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Apr 12 2006, 02:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The reason is "they ran out of toilet paper and happened to be a bit odd". Works fine for me.


i agree... stop with hypothetaperbole already... let's discuss the issue at hand.

killed over toilet paper...

i think ther was obviously something deeper going on... like they'd run out of toothpaste too.


but seriously, 56 and 58?

that's what really makes this wierd... to old to be young and stupid, and too young to be old and mad.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 12 2006, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i agree... stop with hypothetaperbole already... let's discuss the issue at hand.

killed over toilet paper...

i think ther was obviously something deeper going on... like they'd run out of toothpaste too.
but seriously, 56 and 58?

that's what really makes this wierd... to old to be young and stupid, and too young to be old and mad.


Not sure what you mean about hypothetaperbole.

I was stating the possible causes behind similar to how you said "I think there was obviously something deeper going on." If that is true, perhaps they fear if their activities are exposed it won't look good compared to running out of toilet tissue.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 08:47 PM

i think there's something deepsycher going on...
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 09:03 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 12 2006, 08:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i think there's something deepsycher going on...


I do not know what you mean by that, Deepsycher in what meaning or exp​ression to the subject?
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 09:56 PM

it was a pun
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 03:15 AM

I think I should go and join Chyld.

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 06:08 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 12 2006, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it was a pun


A punisher or punning.

Well cannot see much to the pun in the name, "when I talk about something and not expecting it to happen it does happen later." Still seeing if that is true.


QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 13 2006, 03:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think I should go and join Chyld.

*the sound of a head banging against a wall continues*


There was once an experiment I tried a long time ago: I deliberately and slightly bashed a ruler on my head, but only for a couple of seconds though, then everybody stopped working and started copying, whilst I worked, "He is doing this." An exp​ression can sometimes be mistaken both ways, except for not copying.

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