[K1NGWARREN]

$1 million bill leads to arrest
Wednesday, March 10, 2004

COVINGTON, Georgia (AP) -- A Georgia woman who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart was arrested, and police later found two more of the bills in her purse.

The U.S. Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but similar-looking currency is sold in some souvenir shops. The fake bill featured a picture of the Statue of Liberty, police said.


http://www.cnn.com/2...l.ap/index.html

Mmm, that reminds me of the time me n' Chefelf got kicked out of the bank for trying to cash one of those oversize cardboard checks.

[Heccubus]

Their first hint would have been the fact that someone with $1 million was shopping at Wal-Mart.

[jyd]

you missed a part

Pike then tried to use two gift cards worth only $2.32 to buy the merchandise, but when that did not work she again asked to cash the $1 million bill, Cotton said. The store then called police.

oh sorry you don't take monopoly money? how about a used gift card..oh not those either...monopoly money again?

[Chefelf]

Mmm, that reminds me of the time me n' Chefelf got kicked out of the bank for trying to cash one of those oversize cardboard checks.

Weren't we just talking abou this the other day. Why do they make $50 and $100 bills when you can't even use them anywhere? No place takes them. If you can't pass a legitimate $50 bill at Wal-Mart then how are you going to pass a fake $1,000,000 bill?

Also, it may be a possibility that your average Wal-Mart location won't be able to make change for a million.

[K1NGWARREN]

Yeah, I think that one would have an easier time with a mill bill than I ever do when I try and buy ANYTHING with a 50 or a hunj.

[barend]

$1million dollar bill is a great idea. especially if you want to purchase 4 Lamborgini diablos in one day.

I know that US mint produce a $1000 dollar bill if only for display as well as a $100 000 dollar bill in the late 70s early 80s.

[Chefelf]

I know that US mint produce a $1000 dollar bill if only for display as well as a $100 000 dollar bill in the late 70s early 80s.

Ahhh yes but those were simpler times, when the streets were paved with gold and the rivers flowed with Japanese Businessmen.

[Jon Gutner]

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unce pon a time!!!!!! listen kuids!


i was dry mouth after lung daey minumum wage.,

i heered song in air

sound liek bigh toy box.

i folluh walk de souns and almost run over buy cars and bus twince.

lucily i saw them and they got ut of wey stuupiiiddd car men.

honkey kokey dey saey.

so i fllow sum41 more and see iceescreaam man

i say i screeam for ice screamm

i give him fakeee million dullor bill and sey keep change i laughed but covr mee face so he not see

i dun think he knew i wus triceken him hehe heheh


hee look at mee long and said ,, o poor kiud,,, i give u free

i dun know why hee give meee free

i eet i cr creem all wey back 4 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i do it gain 1 dey meybee.

BLAHMBABAGO!!!!

[looktothesky]

*most monotone voice in the world*

yay
walmart
let's all shop there
hurray

[jyd]

million dollar bill...would suck to drop that in the sewer

[barend]

imagin mugging someone for their wallet, then when got back home to your muggers mansion, finding a million dollar bill in the wallet you stole.

they say, capital punisment is a great derrent for crime, buy if every mugger found a million dollar bill, i'm sure he'd be born again!

and let's face it, everyone els who'se already rich right now is a criminal of some sort annyway, so it won't be so bad making muggers rich as well - right kids!!!

[sinister grinner]

thats idiotic. what a tard. a 1 million dollar bill. answer something please. [SIZE=14]WHO THE HELL HAS 1 MILLION DOLLARS AND STILL SHOPS AT WALMARTS. THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES ARENT REAL, AND IF THE WERE, I DONT THINK THEY SHOPPED AT WALMART. ok now. im ok now. im ok.







[SIZE=14]BUT WHAT THE HELL. WHAT A TARD. HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE.

i sort of kinda wished i hadnt read this news article. it has brought the hope for humankind down several notches.