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Posted 10 March 2004 - 09:57 PM

It would have been better if he had lost. We could have seen him get all mad (dark side) and qui Gonn could have just hacked watto with the sabre, and head for the hills. It would have been a lot more exciting. My nervous system shut down during the Pod Race scene. Same thing happened during the clone war battle.

And what is the deal with that low bass "umphf" noise we hear in every vehicle. the sound editors mixxed that Sound clip with everything!

The best noise to date has been, and always will be, the Speeder bike scream form ROTJ.

This post has been edited by Jordan: 10 March 2004 - 09:58 PM

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Posted 11 March 2004 - 12:25 AM

those charges jenga fet lets off were pretty sweet actually...

also, a thought occurs... "obviously this battle cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force, we'll have to settle this with lightsabers"

why didn't qui-gon apply this jedi code of altercation settlement.

QUI GON: "...republic credits will be fine" *guestures with hand*

WATTO: "no, they won't"

QUI GON: "republic credits will be fine" *guestures with hand*

WATTO: "no, they won't ...what are you think you are? a jedi? those powers don't work on-"

QUI GON: "bollocks to this!" *swings light sabre down on WATTO*

--voom sszzchxxxch wishpp--

QUI GON: "no credits for you... Hey kid let's go! and bring you're mom"

*Ep1 finshes where Ep2 does, and leaves more room for character and story development!!!*

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Posted 11 March 2004 - 10:49 AM

Aside from the Dooku line about "not being settled by knowledge of the Force" or whatever being the dumbest line in the history of cinema, I figured your response for EpI would have gone like this:

QUI GON: Republic credits will be fine." *guestures with hand*

WATTO: No, they won't"

QUI GON: Republic credits will be fine." *guestures with hand*

WATTO: No, they won't What do you think you are, a Jedi?

QUI GON: It would appear that this negotiation will nor be decided by our knowledge of economics alone, but by our skills with lightsabers.

WATTO: What the hell are you...

**SSSSNAP-HISSS** **WHOOSH** **plop-plop**

QUI GON: All too easy.

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Posted 11 March 2004 - 07:09 PM

there's always a bigger fish!!!
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 08:46 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 11 2004, 07:09 PM)
there's always a bigger fish!!!

This is the point a super-giant space fish should have glided in and swollowed all of freaking Naboo. I just hate these movies more and more!!!! :angry:
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 09:13 PM

Qui Gonn's comments were nothing compared to JarJar'. His screaming made me so mad. I was so angry over that scene. Why? I asked, why must this be the way it is.
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