Chefelf.com Night Life: Idiots and animals vol.1 - Chefelf.com Night Life

Jump to content

Crappy News Forum

This is a REPLY ONLY form. Only Crappy News Moderators can post news topics here. Anyone is free to reply to the news topics. It's the Crappy News Forum, where everyone's a winner!

Page 1 of 1

Idiots and animals vol.1 8:53 p.m. ET Aug. 8, 2006

#1 User is offline   barend Icon

  • Anchor Head Anchor Man
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Crappy News Team
  • Posts: 11,839
  • Joined: 12-November 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nieuw Holland
  • Interests:The Beers of Western Europe, Cognac, and constantly claiming the world would have been a better place if Napoleon had won.
  • Country:Australia

Posted 10 August 2006 - 07:17 PM

QUOTE
Judge kills tiger-bitten man’s suit for chutzpah
Man claims city entered apartment without search warrant to remove pets

NEW YORK - A man who sued the city for entering his apartment without a search warrant after he was mauled by his 450-pound pet Siberian tiger demonstrated a lot of nerve in taking the city to court, a judge said as he threw out the lawsuit.

The lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Manhattan was filed by Antoine Yates after he was arrested Oct. 4, 2003, at a Philadelphia hospital where he had gone for treatment of a deep bite to his right leg suffered three days earlier.

Police removed the 10-foot-long tiger, Ming, and an alligator, Al, from Yates' East Harlem apartment. Yates served 3 1/2 months in jail after pleading guilty to reckless endangerment.

Judge Sidney H. Stein tossed out the lawsuit in a ruling that was dated Thursday and appeared in the public record Monday.

‘Most appropriate term’
The judge said chutzpah, Yiddish for audacity, was a word overused in judicial opinions but the "most appropriate term to use" in referring to Yates' lawsuit.

He said the city, which has statutes that forbid harboring illegal pets, acted "cautiously and reasonably" in deciding to enter the apartment and remove the tiger.

He noted that Yates initially told police he had been bitten by a pit bull but that neighbors and a brother of Yates told them a tiger and an alligator were in the fifth-floor apartment.

Police determined that the situation was an emergency because there was a large tiger that had recently mauled a man roaming around inside an apartment, the judge said.

Police determined that the safety of the public and of the animals meant the city had to remove them, and an officer shot Ming with a tranquilizer dart through a window, the judge said.

‘Now we’re being caged’
The tiger and the 6-foot-long alligator were taken to an animal refuge in Ohio.

A telephone message left with a lawyer for Yates was not immediately returned Monday.

Yates told police he bought Ming from a woman in Minnesota and had owned monkeys and scorpions before.

"We both had our freedom, but now we're both caged," he said of himself and Ming the day he was jailed.


article


thanks to JMHofmaRn

wow... a 10 foot tiger and a 6 foot aligator, that's 16 feet of death getting about in a crummy apartment... i'm impressed he lasted as long as he did, what with juggling monkeys and scorpions aswell.

odd that he bought it from a woman in Minnesota.... probably to save it from dumb bitches like the scragg mentioned in Idiots and animals vol.2
0

#2 User is offline   Deepsycher Icon

  • Giantness of Heart
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Former Members
  • Posts: 6,220
  • Joined: 22-December 05
  • Country:Nothing Selected

Posted 10 August 2006 - 10:02 PM

My guess is that as long as they are fed there is no need to kill each other out except the tiger seems sensitive to disturbance.
0

#3 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 11 August 2006 - 04:04 AM

I just love how you can sue someone for capturing the animal that tried to eat you. Only in America! and...

""We both had our freedom, but now we're both caged," he said of himself and Ming the day he was jailed."

Your tiger used his freedom to chew on you. You used your freedom to keep an Alligator and a Tiger in an appartment. Maybe both of you belong in cages. Seperate ones.

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

#4 User is offline   SimeSublime Icon

  • Monkey Proof
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 6,619
  • Joined: 06-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Perth, Western Australia
  • Country:Australia

Posted 13 August 2006 - 05:41 AM

I'm sure living in a city apartment was 'freedom'.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
0

#5 User is offline   barend Icon

  • Anchor Head Anchor Man
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Crappy News Team
  • Posts: 11,839
  • Joined: 12-November 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nieuw Holland
  • Interests:The Beers of Western Europe, Cognac, and constantly claiming the world would have been a better place if Napoleon had won.
  • Country:Australia

Posted 13 August 2006 - 06:16 PM

i think it was wrong to seperate them. the three should have been put in the same cage.
0

Page 1 of 1


Fast Reply

  • Decrease editor size
  • Increase editor size