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Entertainment Weekly's 25 Worst Sequels Ever

#16 barend

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 01:10 AM

as much as i hat3e most of the things on that list...

they should have just written 'teenwolf 2' 20 times.

that film sucked like no film has ever sucked before or ever could.
they just tried to tell the same story again, but without understading a sinlge element of the original...

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:48 PM

What kind of people are you!!!??? Thinking Matrix Revolutions was a good movie! Perverts!!!

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:49 PM

They forgot the Highlander sequels.

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 09:02 AM

QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Mar 14 2006, 06:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What kind of people are you!!!??? Thinking Matrix Revolutions was a good movie! Perverts!!!

Why wasn’t it?

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 10:49 PM

What's wrong with Die Hard 3? I found it allright. It's 2 that was crap.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 11:57 AM

son of the mask was also left out...terrible beyond words...definitly ranks in the top 25 worst on my list....however unimportant my personal list may be.

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Posted 25 March 2006 - 10:25 PM

Entertainment Weekly recently added these fan responses to sequels that should have been on the list.

Exorcist II
Grease 2
Halloween III
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Rocky V
Highlander 2

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Posted 28 March 2006 - 07:01 PM

Oh don't even get me STARTED on the Exorcist II.
Other noteables:
Grease 2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Nightmare On Elm Street: Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Scream 2 & 3
Scary Movie 2 & 3
Jurassic Park: The Lost World
Any of those retarded straight-to-video Disney sequels (Aladdin 2 & 3, Bambi 2, that Christmas thing with Beauty & The Beast, etc)
Blair Witch: Book Of Shadows

That's all I can think of right now.

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 07:17 AM

Ninja Turtles 2 was way worse than 3.

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 05:12 PM

I liked "The Secret Of The Ooze", but sending the Turtles back in time? As if things weren't already far-fetched enough...

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Posted 30 March 2006 - 08:31 AM

From the original list... Ocean's Twelve wasn't a very good movie, but not that bad to be included in this list.

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Posted 30 March 2006 - 09:01 AM

I read on the paper yesterday that Ocean's Thirteen could be made...

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:59 PM

crow 2: city of angels was fucking awful...

(and poorly researched)

blair which project 2.... shudder
a bad looking sequel to a truly overrated film...

the original was a good idea for a 7-10 minute film... not a feature...

"what the fuck is it?!? what the fuck is it?!?"

turn the god damn camera around you ass!

robocop 2 was a cool film...

but what shocked me was

ANACONDAS!!!!

someone should die for that.

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Posted 15 April 2006 - 01:57 AM

QUOTE

ANACONDAS!!!!

someone should die for that.

It's actually not that bad, very campy, but not bad. It's a perfect movie for a MST3K night with the friends.

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#30 barend

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 07:30 PM

i use to like this girl... i used to hang out with her and watch videos...
the eject button broke and so i could only use tapes with no tab and hit record to eject them... i put in the head cleaner one time which just had a hard flat surface where the tab should be... i foolishly put it in and that was the end of my VCR... and so we had to make out instead.
that was awsome....

i imagine that the only use for ANACONDAS would be to put yourself in a similar situation.