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My Family Threatened The Chain mail menace is on again!

#16 Cobnat

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 06:59 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 19 2006, 08:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

the only reason things worked out for that jordan johnson wanker are because he's a chicken shit conformist who listened to pepsi endorsed music like lick bizcunt and kid cock!

if you follow the rules and have no soul everything will always work out for you...

although... COBNAT, if you had followed the instructions it would have been you at the kid rock concert and you could have asked the inbred hick for pamela andersons phone number...

oh well... live and learn
...also, i always return chainletters threatening to make it rain fire on the sender if they send me one again. i haven't seen any for a while...

the bonus being that you usually know the sender... so they know i can make it rain fire

wtf!?

Are you poking fun of me becouse Im not a meat puppet? Or becouse I have ideas?

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#17 barend

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:32 PM

What?

all i'm saying is that kid rock and limp bizcut suck major ass and so do the people that love them...

however... you wanted ms anderson and it seems that tickets to kid rock are available to people who co-operate with the chain-gang...

therefore it would have been destiny that you go to that concert so that you may bump into kid 'fucker' rock and get his ex's number.

i didn't even touch your ideas or meat puppet.

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#18 Cobnat

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 05:48 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 20 2006, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

A Meat Puppet is a human being thats under complete control of a person and/or entity.

But I cant understand a word your posting, it might be my lack of English knolege, so can you please repeat what you said, in words that I can understand them in, in a gramatical sense I can stand them in.

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 06:26 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Mar 21 2006, 05:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

But I cant understand a word your posting, it might be my lack of English knolege, so can you please repeat what you said, in words that I can understand them in, in a gramatical sense I can stand them in.

Nor I you. I will, however, attempt to 'word' things in a manner in which you may find more diecearnable.

YOR QUEEN BITCH WAS KID ROCKS BITCH AND IF YOU TOOK THE LEETER SERIOUSLY YOU COULD HAVE GOT HER NUMBER AND SHE WOULD HAVE SAID "OH COMBAT< I MEAN < COBNAT DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME!!!! AND THEN IT WOOD HAVE B33N YOR LUCKY DAY!!!

#20 Cobnat

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 21 2006, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 06:49 PM

AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!

Y00 fuxxXXXx0r p4m3l4 4nd3r50n!!!
p3d0r0xXXx0r g07 h3r ## & j00 m155 0u7
coz j00 g0t ph34r!!!!!1111!!!!11

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 12:49 AM

That pretty much summed it up in a universal understandable way.

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:18 AM

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the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.

The money-graving bitch! She only asks him after he won the lottery... Secret crush and love my ass!

#24 Cobnat

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 04:51 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 21 2006, 03:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!
Y00 fuxxXXXx0r p4m3l4 4nd3r50n!!!
p3d0r0xXXx0r g07 h3r ## & j00 m155 0u7
coz j00 g0t ph34r!!!!!1111!!!!11

Oh... why the fuck didnt you say so in the first place.

Yes, I do m155 0u7 becouse I got the chills. But what does that have to do with my rant?

QUOTE (Marky @ Mar 22 2006, 02:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The money-graving bitch! She only asks him after he won the lottery... Secret crush and love my ass!

(edit)

Thats a very good point that I failed to see.

This post has been edited by COBNAT: 22 March 2006 - 04:55 PM

#25 barend

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE (Marky @ Mar 22 2006, 05:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The money-graving bitch! She only asks him after he won the lottery... Secret crush and love my ass!

i think every film about love should be altered so that when the girl finnally comes around to choose the guy we've been going for the whole time, it's because he suddenly won the lottery or inherited alot of cash, or whatever, NOT because she suddennly reaslized she wants the guy that's always loved her...

#26 Cobnat

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 06:23 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 22 2006, 05:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

...becouse most woman are shallow materialistic whores... or at least they are in the west...

please dont flame for this, I dont like to be flamed by girls.

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 07:01 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Mar 26 2006, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

...becouse most woman are shallow materialistic whores... or at least they are in the west...

please dont flame for this, I dont like to be flamed by girls.

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#28 Cobnat

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 07:32 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Mar 26 2006, 04:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Please Dont.... wait.... your not a whore Abbey, why would I cower from you?

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 08:48 PM

because she run you down with her kick ass sleigh!

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 09:05 PM

Oh I could defiantly make you cower. I could make you do a lot of things you might not normally do. I have skills.

.... and shackles.

Just kidding.

... but seriously though... I've got em.

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