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Posted 24 February 2006 - 11:41 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 24 2006, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't believe we're actually doing this... as if school didn't torture me enough with this.


Well it does not matter where I do this, as I was never taught before. Yes, some Schools do torture people including those who don't deliver what they claim. I can understand the information quickly, explained similar to this way, but with less wording and the terms explained.

Okay, as one thought of the causes relating to a springy mattress, could someone have got angry and pushed him out the window by accident.

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 02:18 PM

Wow. You learn something pointless and devoid of humor every day. I think I'll go cry.

Oh, and before Gobbler gets to it.

...No

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 24 2006, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. You learn something pointless and devoid of humor every day. I think I'll go cry.

Oh, and before Gobbler gets to it.

...No


Is this for me, or do I appear stupid to you like in the other post?
Guessing this could be a cross link.

Just incase:
Okay, yes pointless to you, you are, alongside with your ignorance for "security" as to staying "there" and not being open minded. As again, I am trying to learn "jokes", but I do not like the sound of the word "humour" though. As I do not know much jokes it does mean I devoid it which is why I ask questions. As to this you just assume instead. What appears pointless to you could be useful to me, what appears pointless to me could be useful to you, followed by, "another mans meat is another mans poison." You appear to me like the racist type as well, but I do not state that without trying to ask first based on what you might have said.

Remember, this might not be addressed to me or is indirectly, in a joking fashion.

"Oh, and before Gobbler gets to it."

Yes, that was part of the joke as a two way connection.


Oh and this is just as pointless as it has nothing to do with the subject.
So please, if that was an attack, next time do put it in the appropriate thread for personal attacks.

Also just thinking, another possibility is that it could have been a secret execution, still I do not think will ever know that, if that was the case.

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 03:12 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 24 2006, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. You learn something pointless and devoid of humor every day. I think I'll go cry.

Oh, and before Gobbler gets to it.

...No


Darn it, I was going to say that, too.

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 03:32 PM

Well same to you and CoughMon. Anyway do you think it is possible that he was pushed out the window by someone else?

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 12:18 AM

It was Mrs. Peacock in the study with the wrench.

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 01:27 AM

NO It was me in the study with a broom MWAHAHAHAHAHAHha
OH NO!!!
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 03:19 AM

Aha! he's implicated himself. Grab him boys, lock him up and throw away the key.
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 08:34 AM

Well it could have been any weapon including some type of taser guns used by police for an easy jump.

I will be back later

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 10:36 PM

Two more things, then I wash my hands of this. 0.5 refers to a half, not square root. ms^-3 would refer to the rate of change of acceleration in terms of time, but that doesn't really have a name(or at least none that I know of. It doesn't really require it. It's just the first differentiation of acceleration). Air is an object, not a measurement of anything.

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 12:24 AM

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Well it could have been any weapon including some type of taser guns used by police for an easy jump.


Ion Eon already confessed, he was using a broomstick, so it's possible, indeed likely, that he sodomised the guy first and the cops just didn't notice that he'd been beaten and raped before being tossed out the window. It's a little known fact but usually when cops find a body they just figure the person was playing guitar and fell out a window and then don't check into it any further.

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Why do I feel like that statement has a "Tremble in fear" subtext?

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 04:33 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 26 2006, 12:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ion Eon already confessed, he was using a broomstick, so it's possible, indeed likely, that he sodomised the guy first and the cops just didn't notice that he'd been beaten and raped before being tossed out the window. It's a little known fact but usually when cops find a body they just figure the person was playing guitar and fell out a window and then don't check into it any further.
Why do I feel like that statement has a "Tremble in fear" subtext?


I sense a joke in which I do not know. Maybe that was another kind of battery called Lithium Ion that operated a blue electric baton in the size of a broomstick head. There is no need to wrap people about that now. I think it could be a secret execution but without evidence is not easy to prove.

Oh and no need to "tremble" in fear, is there a reason why you fear?
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 05:37 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 25 2006, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was Mrs. Peacock in the study with the wrench.


Peacock?

is this 'cluedo' or 'are you being served'?
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 06:21 PM

Do not know much about Cluedo other than a game and film, yes the police could have been playing Cluedo but the accused ran away after, so they have to claim further to the news with media.
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 06:43 PM

I know this is a farfetched possibility and I'm on shaky logical ground, but is it possible that he fell out a window while pretending to play guitar and died?

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