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Socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells MTV.co.uk, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."
This has gotta be a joke. A sick, sick joke. If not then it'll be a new low point for Hollywood and for the human race as we know it.
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Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so!!!!
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:12 PM
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:36 PM
Aha... aha... ahahahahahahahaAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Please, let it be.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 03:22 PM
Oh God, this can't be true.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 03:49 PM
Dear gods, that's not even vaguely funny.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 03:59 PM
It's like a sign, don't you think?
First Britney Spears, then Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa... what next?
First Britney Spears, then Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa... what next?
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 04:01 PM
What next? *sings* It's the end of the world as we know it!
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 04:02 PM
Oh. Jolly good then.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 05:04 PM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Feb 16 2006, 04:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What next? *sings* It's the end of the world as we know it!
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 06:04 PM
QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Feb 16 2006, 02:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."
i'll bet
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 12:02 AM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Feb 16 2006, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What next? *sings* It's the end of the world as we know it!
Turn on the REM!
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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