[civilian_number_two]

Slade, to give credit where credit is due, StarWarsIsUs started the thread with some pretty awesome dream dates. Taking Daphne and Velma to McDonald's is deliciously insane. As for the celebrity thing, the only common thread linking all us strangers is the roster of celebs we know. I could say I want to date the manager of Tinseltown (local theatre), but if I had a picture of her, that would be creepy since we've never met.

On to a rant: I know taste is entirely subjective, but some of these women, Bellucci in particular, are what I call "pointlessly pretty." If I want to dream about hot chicks with nothing to talk about, I can just grab a prostitute and fuck her in the drive-through line at Starbuck's. Like Charlie Sheen famously admitted, "I don't pay them to have sex with me. I pay them to leave." So yeah; I try to make it about women I actually admire.

Back on topic: always a sucker for lesbians (an not the kind that let men watch), I'd definitely go for Jodie Foster:



We'd go to the basement at Gotham, a fine local streak house, and smoke fat cigars and drink Seagram's dry gin. She'd go off on politics and the film business, and I'd try to impress her by recognizing some of the references. Drunk off our asses, we'd rent a private plane (with pilot) and fly straight to the Bermuda Triangle, looking for Paradise Island, the secret land of Sapphic superwomen. Not finding it, we'd settle for a random Carribean island that took American money and no questions asked, and engage in an afternoon of stalking death row prisoners released for our amusement. They'd be promised freedom and amnesty if they could survive the day, but naturally that's a lie because they have bombs in their heads. This would all be televised, the proceeds going to Doctors Without Borders, and Jodie would pay all associated fines and licences, because she's rich and the sex makes it worthwhile. The weekend would end with a nice romantic dinner before a roaring fire, some waivers signed, and finally a fight to the death.

If she wasn't available, I'd go rock climbing and bare-knuckle boxing with Jean Seberg:



I'm pretty sure I could take her.

This post has been edited by civilian_number_two: 17 February 2006 - 12:25 AM

[Spoon Poetic]

A couple of my dates require a bit of time-traveling, but that's okay.

First of all: My former obsession, David Bowie; circa late 80's to early 90's.

He's sexy, he's a musical genius, he's rather wild and seems like a lot of fun.
We'd do something simple, like a picnic on the beach, and he'd bring his guitar along and we'd sing silly songs together and make fun of American politics. We'd find seashells, go skinnydipping in the ocean, and stop for ice cream on the way back to his place...

Secondly: Selma Hayek.

(She is SO hot!) She's absolutely gorgeous, she's funny, and a real sweetheart. She seems like a lot of fun, too. I hope she likes video games, cuz we'd go to the arcade for some Tekken and skeeball. She'd let me play with her gorgeous silky hair, and braid it so it wouldn't get too messed up when we went skydiving. After that, we'd probably be pretty exhausted, so we'd grab some fast food and just chill, talking and maybe watching a good movie like Dogma or something.

Lastly: Harry Belafonte, around 1957, after Calypso made him millions.

A quiet dinner somewhere somewhat secluded, followed by whitewater rafting and mountain hiking. I'd play the steel drums while he serenaded me with the Banana Boat Song (Day-O!), and then we'd hang out with the Muppets (I know I know, that's much later, but hey - I'm transcending reality here!). He'd introduce me to the great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., as well as Sidney Poiter. Then we'd cuddle up on his couch with some popcorn and watch the Indiana Jones trilogy.

[Sailor Abbey]

I thought this thread was about dating the person, not just looking at them? Maybe I'm being silly, but isn't there more to a man/woman than a pretty face when it comes to a date, especially a dream date?

First we’d go to the dinner - Japanese preferably. We’d get totally smashed drinking sake. Then we’d go skinny dipping because there would most likely not be any good movies playing. Then we’d have sex. After that, we’d have some more sex. Maybe listen to some Ravi Shankar. Then have more sex. Then she'd go home. Then we'd repeat the next day, possibly without the skinny dipping.

Happy now?

[Spoon Poetic]

Yes.

[Slade]

Almost: No sex in the water?

*pulls eyes away from those fishnet stockings with an effort*

The things that pique my interest never get any farther than simple admiration, but they do get my eyes stuck there.

Spoon: Did you photoshop Ms. Hayek's nipples out? There's a distinct lack of both them and a bra in that see-through dress.

[Sailor Abbey]

Sorry Slade, but swim time is for swimming - not sex.

[SimeSublime]

Secondly: Selma Hayek.

I'm sorry, but I believe she's mine:
http://s12.invisionf...hp?showforum=11

[Despondent]

Sorry Slade, but swim time is for swimming - not sex.

And it's an innocent way to get naked for the first time together...

[barend]

i'd like to add david bowie to mine....

[Despondent]

Chloe from Smallville. Trixie from Speed Racer. Eowyn.

[barend]

is chloe the blond one...? she's a sweatie...

[Spoon Poetic]

Barend, you're awesome to add David Bowie. Slade, her nipples were apparent in the larger version of the picture, but in shrinking it down, they became less visible. Though I can still see them a bit. And lastly, Sime, that link didn't help me figure out what you mean, but I mean, come on - it's only a date. Not like I'm marrying her or something...

[Lord Aquaman]

Catherine Sutherland, Alicia Witt, Laura Prepon (seasons 1-6 of That 70s Show only), Anne Hatheway, Blair Brown (Altered States), Kathleen Turner (Romancing the Stone).

[barend]

ooooh... alicia whitt... nice.

i should mention Angela Goethals () while i'm at it...

something about that smile that sends me utterly insane with warm fuzzy feelings...

[Despondent]

Mary Lynn Rajskub from 24 is kinda hot.
I always liked the of-age women on the original Lost in Space.