[Deepsycher]

I am not "claiming" it is "creative", it is, to me. Futile as to none productive, I am making up headlines from proper news outside, you are being futile here by displaying none productive news. I see Laugh Out Loud as Lame Out Loud. You are failing at your own game to come up with your own headlines not generated from outside news.

Barend: "in the midst of this argument, i love the fact that deepshycher is still delivering the headlines...
that's dedication."

That is not the point, the point is, this is a Headline thread not an argument to me but others are using this thread for their personal problems. If have no Headlines from outside news, simply I won't post. It appears no matter what I say, I may be the only one posting proper Headlines from outside, so please make a start by posting proper headlines, if you can't and want to "lame out loud" there is always other threads for that or the opportunity to create a specific one for personal problems.

Now then:

"DogHerty" Pleads Guilty in Court over Drugs Offences

But the Side Effects still Remains after Charging a Crowd.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 24 March 2006 - 08:11 AM

[Otal Nimrodi]

"DogHerty" Pleads Guilty in Court over Drugs Offences

But the Side Effects still Remains after Charging a Crowd.

That would refer to a person named Doherty, pronounced Doc-herty? And would that person be the same person who played Prue Halliwell in Charmed. If so... She's a jerk and deserved to be... DEEP-DISSED!

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 24 March 2006 - 05:27 PM

[Deepsycher]

That would refer to a person named Doherty, pronounced Doc-herty? And would that person be the same person who played Prue Halliwell in Charmed. If so... She's a jerk and deserved to be... DEEP-DISSED!

Okay, Pete Doherty *Dog (Hearty)* and verbally (Dog Hurty) for assualting a reporter and attempting to run his car over a crowd outside the court. Do not know Prue Halliwell and Charmed. I could say though that Doherty "pissed" himself on drugs and got "Deep Pissed" in court for it.

On the fair side it could have been the crowd’s problem for not moving over to give Doherty space to move his car out. Perhaps anyone could experience side effects from being followed and pictured all the time, but mentally opposing and also physically in this case. "Could the side effects of being followed and pictured all the time be similar to drugs usage except favourably on the taker’s side?"

Global Warning On Melting Ice Caps

Sea Levels can Rise at the Same Rate of Pollution.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 24 March 2006 - 06:55 PM

[Chyld]

"Pipe down, already!" Chyld declares
Apparently "trying to watch Friends"

[Deepsycher]

“Dominique of Vile” to Socially Pin Students out of Jobs.

"Dominantly and Uniquely" Working Against for a Higher Competitive Task Force to fill in Unemployment Gaps.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 25 March 2006 - 04:01 PM

[Gobbler]

Conspiracy Theorist has elaborate Explanation for why he's Single

[Deepsycher]

Gobbler - Who might that be?

I see a hint from up there. Many people are single for ruling out both genders including themselves. I think they know the score at the end.



Pensioners Progressively Pen Picked Per Pigeon Pray

Public Funding That Works Against Citizens For Not Starving Nature.


This might-be insane statement is actually true. They fine people for feeding animals on the street.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 21 July 2006 - 02:12 PM

[Chyld]

Princess Diana Princess Diana Princess Diana Princes... *click, boom*

Chyld goes on gory rampage at Daily Express offices

And anyone in Britain will agree with me on this one.

[Slade]

Slade Arches Eyebrow
Reportedly "Has no Idea as to What's Going On"

[Deepsycher]

John Pressing his Cot over Super Casino Plot by Bribery

What a good decision for the working class.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Thread Revived
Necromancers suspected in revival of thread

[barend]

12 killed in fatal accident
still... funniest game of twister ever recorded