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31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW - the conspiracy revealed

#31 Dorothy

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 04:38 PM

Nope. Mousse is by nature spongey and mushy. Even Moose Mousse wouldn't be tough.

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#32 barend

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 05:21 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Jan 31 2006, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I mean to say this with the utmost respect...
mousse.

But I suppose if she liked you enough you could charm her into mouse...

if resteraunts charged $60.00 for them, women would want them.

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 09:51 PM

Well, there was a restaraunt in Discworld that charged forty dollars for a boot with mud.

HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT WORD?!

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 10:00 AM

Beats me. Don't you have a copy of The Hogfather?

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#35 Dorothy

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 03:35 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jan 31 2006, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

if resteraunts charged $60.00 for them, women would want them.

Now you're just being silly... silly! Though, mouse mousse would be more appetizing than just regular mouse. Unless the tail was used to garnish the plate. That would be pretty bad.

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#36 barend

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 08:03 PM

i'm not saying women would eat them... just that they'd order them if a guy was paying and it was expensive.

this is why girls like flowers. not because they're pretty and smell nice, but because they cost money, serve no pupose, and die shortly after...

women just like the idea of a man throwing his money away as a guesture... because the guy worked for it...
kind of like James Earl Jones in Connan, when he makes that girl jump off that balcony and die just to test her loyalty.

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 11:26 PM

There's way too much for me to read right now besides the first post, but let me just say that some girls are fun to actually wrestle and not built like thin glass. And I mean like thrash around and try to pin one another, sticking one another in pins until a cry of uncle wrestling, none of that tongue wrestling or coitus.

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:29 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jan 29 2006, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i'd like to, if i may adress these issues from own personal experiences, wisdom, and whatnot...

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Jan 30 2006, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ok, that is IT! I'm commenting, and nobody can stop me!!
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This list is stupid because:

Holy fuck was that funny. You guys have given me ideas about my next article.

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#39 barend

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 06:57 PM

#40 Dorothy

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:11 PM

But mine was funnier-er, right?

barend: funny how the illustration that you used to prove your point was a man making a woman jump from a balcony...

As for flowers, I buy them for myself, but only when they are on clearance and because I feel sorry for them, since they are about to be thrown out and noone has appreciated them.

I wouldn't order mouse mousse.

But I do see your point... its wrong, but I see it. Some people (men and women) have different priorities, and different expectations of how others should demonstrate their love. Some women (and men) expect expensive gifts and order expensive food. (As for me, all a guy would have to do is buy me a corndog and some cotton candy at the fair and go on the rides with me, and that would make my day.)

#41 barend

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:26 PM

if you're board... here's a thread link to a similar thing i did a couple years back based on this article...

read the original article first...

then read mine... or don't... no one else did.

#42 barend

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Feb 2 2006, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

barend: funny how the illustration that you used to prove your point was a man making a woman jump from a balcony...

the way it should be...

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#43 Cobnat

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 08:49 PM

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 08:59 PM

Well, Barend, I knew before I even clicked the link that you were linking to the hacker article.

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#45 barend

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 10:16 PM

and did you read it?

I showed to my friends and they thought it was gold...

but not one person even glanced at it here...
(except civillian#2, bless him)

otherwise i'd do this sort of thing more often.

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