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Driver Gets High On Caffine Supply Tuesday, January 24, 2006

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 06:48 AM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Jan 24 2006, 03:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Caffeine candy? I'd like to hear about that.

be clicking here then.

Just to clear up for Chyld, Red bull's banned in parts of the continant because someone died after drinking it with vodka. The red bull's to blame apparently. Stranglely enough the UK guzzles down millions of cans washed down with Russias finest every week and no-one keels over.

Bloody French.

But downing 20 cans in a short space of time isn't the best of ideas, last time I attempted that I'm sure I started hallucinating. Plus you have to pay back all those stolen hours sometime.
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 12:10 PM

Yes, I will be searching on what caused that, when the two drinks were mixed. I'd criticise the contents of Red Bull though.

"Still, the sort of thing that happens when depression is flying high."

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 01:40 PM

KRUNK JUICE: cognak & red bull smile.gif
OH NO!!!
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 03:09 PM

You want a truly evil beverage? Take a pint, add 1/3rd of gin, 1/3rd of vodka, 1/3rd of cider, colour with blackcurrant so that the recipiant thinks its snakebite, then leave him to wonder how the hell he got so drunk so fast.

That was a fun night, I assure you.
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 06:49 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Jan 24 2006, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, I will be searching on what caused that, when the two drinks were mixed. I'd criticise the contents of Red Bull


Oh for bollocks sake, the guy died due to a stomach ulcer. A spicy curry can kill you if you have goddamn stomach ulcer! The LGK editorial notesand my continued existance in the moral realm are testiment enough to prove that excessive consumption of the stuff isn't fatal.
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 06:50 PM

Quite true.
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 07:42 PM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 24 2006, 06:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just to clear up for Chyld, Red bull's banned in parts of the continant because someone died after drinking it with vodka. The red bull's to blame apparently. Stranglely enough the UK guzzles down millions of cans washed down with Russias finest every week and no-one keels over.


Do not see any information here indicating that someone got killed by a stomach ulcer.

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Oh for bollocks sake, the guy died due to a stomach ulcer. A spicy curry can kill you if you have goddamn stomach ulcer! The LGK editorial notesand my continued existance in the moral realm are testiment enough to prove that excessive consumption of the stuff isn't fatal.


I did not state he died from Red Bull, I said I was going to search for the story to find out the causes. Which you now state is a stomach ulcer, I can believe.

Generally I criticise the chemical content of Red Bull but not in relation to that death.
As for the driver, hasn't that proven it can fuel depression further?

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 12:12 AM

Europeans ban stuff all the time. It's because of a bunch of pussy French women that I can't drink Absynthe.

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 08:31 AM

Yes, extending "that they ban stuff all the time": As for not letting people use their senses on what to use and ban, and their pushy attitude towards GM foods, I will say "they are enforcing stuff all the time".

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 05:23 PM

I was going to say something about Texas before that Absinthe argument struck me down. Unable to counter that. You've won, JM.

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 06:09 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jan 23 2006, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, this still doesn't disprove my general assertion that weed doesn't impare ones driving. Even considering some of the drivers I've ridden with...


the thing about weed is that it improoves your attention to detail... but it also makes you overly obsessed with small details at the expense of others. It makes you paranoid... but mostly in regards to people finding out that you're stoned. You'll think of the most effecient route to your destination... but half way there, you'll likley forget where it was you were planning to go.

so the jury's still out on that one.
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 03:24 PM

CAFFINE MR. ISNT THE ONLY ONE?!?!?!?!?! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!! R U SHURE AOUBT THE POTION!!!!! sleeping.gif sick.gif pirate.gif pinch.gif
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 04:14 PM

To be considered are the levels of quantity, concentrate of any ingredient and the amount needed to produce side effects in people.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 11:30 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jan 29 2006, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You'll think of the most effecient route to your destination... but half way there, you'll likley forget where it was you were planning to go.


Ah yes, I remember...

*just about to come to a roundabout, where we turn left, go down the road, then turn into a carpark where we were going*

"So, where are we going?"
"There's a carpark, just take a left here."
"Where?"
"That roundabout just ahead"
"Where's that go?"
"That'll take us to the carpark we're going to"
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"Where are we?"

Ahh, those "literally doesn't make a monkeysworth of sense if you weren't there" moments...
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Posted 04 February 2006 - 01:34 AM

Actually, it sounds a lot like a conversation with my grandmother. Rather sad, really.
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