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Underworld Evolution Did anybody see it?

#1 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 06:37 PM

Don't know if maybe I missed this topic but I dont think so.

Did anyone see the new Underworld yet? I saw it. Kate Beckinsale gets naked. Sorta.

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 06:46 PM

Well, that's a reason to see it then.

Oh, and I love the series... (That is, I saw a few minutes of the last thingummy and liked it.)

Yeah, I'll probably see it.

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Posted 23 January 2006 - 07:23 PM

I will see it, but I may wait awihle.

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 03:00 AM

she's been naked before.... and properly.

yes i saw it...

it makes the first movie better... if nothing else the continuity is to be applauded.

even cameo corpses.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:31 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jan 25 2006, 01:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

she's been naked before.... and properly.

I must have missed those.

Haven't seen Underworld 2. Didn't know Underworld 1 did well enough to earn a sequel.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 06:54 PM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Feb 3 2006, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I must have missed those.

Haven't seen Underworld 2. Didn't know Underworld 1 did well enough to earn a sequel.

the first one was great. i like the vampire vs. warewolf idea.

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 10:04 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 3 2006, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

the first one was great. i like the vampire vs. warewolf idea.

Why do I suspect someone else did the Vampire VS. Werewolf thing long before Underworld came along?

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 10:37 AM

Because it's such a totally awesome idea that Vampires Vs Werewolves must have been done since the dawn of time.

Not unlike

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 11:25 AM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Feb 4 2006, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why do I suspect someone else did the Vampire VS. Werewolf thing long before Underworld came along?

Well if impending court cases are anything to go by white wolf publishing wants a few words with sony pictures.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 08:11 PM

I thought those court cases had been settled and White Wolf lost?

It was the reason Underworld took so long to hit Australia in the first place.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Feb 4 2006, 10:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why do I suspect someone else did the Vampire VS. Werewolf thing long before Underworld came along?

Hey I just said I liked it, I never claimed it was original...

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 10:17 PM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 5 2006, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hey I just said I liked it, I never claimed it was original...

I wasn't accusing you of saying anything of the sort.

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 06:06 PM

it was based on a comic book wasn't it?

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 12:01 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 16 2006, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

it was based on a comic book wasn't it?

I don't think so.

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 05:34 AM

The first Underworld was trying to be The Matrix Reloaded which, like every other movie since, was trying to be The Matrix. The first underworld ate my balls, the second one horked them up in my lap. I cannot stress how terrible those films are.

Dark sets, katanas, black leather trenchcoats, gothic bullshit and romeo and juliette cookie cutter lovestory crap. Fuck you, Underworld, if I wanted to see goths going about and whining in faggy black leather I'd start Live Action RPGing some Whitewolf. It would probably be less embarassing to know that I was pretending to be a tremere antitribu with a fetish for the blood of male prostitutes than to know that I paid any amount of money to see a film that tries so hard to be another film.

And another thing, makers of underworld, Vampires are not all idiot goths. If you want to portray characters, portray real people. Every vampire in underworld sat about in a mansion on their arse trying to look graceful and statuesque. Every werewolf was a hyped up violent twatfuck.

Also, if that one guy says "leave us" one more time I'm going to... I don't even know what I'll do. It dosn't make the scene dramatic when that bald titflapper orders the mobile s and m nightclub that follows him to "leave us" and half the time when they "leave them" the guy dosn't even say anything that couldnt have been heard by, like, the entire state of Misouri.

Here is a short play that would also make a good sequel to underworld:

Vampire guy: I am going to lounge about languidly and look deep and pesnive.

Main character chick: I have a trenchcoat and stand in the rain sometimes.

Vampire guy: Leave us.

Main character chick: Why did you make them leave?

Vampire guy: Because noone should have to watch this uninspired bollocks.

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