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Are ducks fat? An investigation into the poll system.

#16 Mist

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Posted 15 March 2004 - 01:28 PM

Hm. I'm afraid I don't see the bunny

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Huntingdon Life Sciences?

Oh hey. It's an actual organization. I had to look it up on Google just now. Interesting place. Nope. I'm only 17 (due to my recent birthday), so I don't think they'd allow me to work there just yet.

Besides the fact that I'm a Yank and HLS is Brit-based, so that would probably lower my chances of having them pull me out of school to work for them even more. Not to mention the fact that I'd be completely shunned from a few of the circles I currently move in if I worked for a place that tests things on animals. Out of curiousity, what made you ask that?

This post has been edited by Mist: 15 March 2004 - 01:39 PM

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#17 Chyld

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Posted 15 March 2004 - 02:56 PM

It also appears to have started on the wine. I thought I had all that last night...

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#18 Dr_Looney

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 10:17 PM

Ducks are, indeed, fat. It is a scientific fact that only fat animals are funny - witness hippos, pigeons and Lisa Riley. And hello again, everyone.

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Posted 21 March 2004 - 04:25 AM

I was trying to work out what the duck/bunny hybrid thing was in your avatar.

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Posted 21 March 2004 - 05:24 AM

I still don't follow unless you mean that, by working for HLS, I would have mutated the duck/bunny into a duck-bunny.... Perhaps I'm trying to read too much into your comments...

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Posted 21 March 2004 - 08:36 AM

Its wings just look like bunny ears, that's all.

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Posted 21 March 2004 - 12:12 PM

Ah! It is a duck! Ah, it all makes a huffwhizzler of sense...

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#23 Chris

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Posted 21 March 2004 - 02:17 PM

That was what I meant, yeah. I obviously need new glasses or something.

#24 Mist

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Posted 21 March 2004 - 10:28 PM

Ducks don't wear glasses. You aren't a duck.

I saw that the wings look like ears, but where're the nose and the pompom tail?

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Posted 22 March 2004 - 04:09 PM

It wouldn't need them, its a special rabbit.

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Posted 22 March 2004 - 06:06 PM

Don't ask me, it's your twisted crossbreeding experiment!

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Posted 22 March 2004 - 08:35 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Mar 8 2004, 06:24 PM)

Actually, they wouldn't be able to float if it weren't for their fat...they also wouldn't be so damn greasy when you cook them either...

I thought it was because their feathers are waterproof.

QUOTE (mist)

Ducks don't wear glasses. You aren't a duck.

no, I agree, Ducks wear contacts!

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#28 Mist

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Posted 23 March 2004 - 05:44 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 22 2004, 08:35 PM)

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Mar 8 2004, 06:24 PM)

QUOTE (mist)

So Jane gets to be capitalized and have a date/time and all that, and I don't? Such animosity.

This post has been edited by Mist: 23 March 2004 - 05:44 AM

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Posted 23 March 2004 - 09:30 AM

QUOTE (Mist @ Mar 23 2004, 05:44 AM)

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 22 2004, 08:35 PM)

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Mar 8 2004, 06:24 PM)

QUOTE (mist)

So Jane gets to be capitalized and have a date/time and all that, and I don't? Such animosity.

Actually, you must be special cause barend would have had to go to the trouble of typing your name in, whereas Jane's would have been automatically generated by the collective system. It usually means he likes you if he takes time to acknowledge you.