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Return of the Sith: ep3 - patch 1.1.2

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Posted 02 January 2006 - 10:27 PM

I loved the surrendering to a soda machine line biggrin.gif
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Posted 03 January 2006 - 03:53 AM

How does a robot with asthma have a brother?

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Posted 03 January 2006 - 10:42 AM

Grievous was awesomness in this chapter. Way to go, Barend. thumbsup.gif
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Posted 03 January 2006 - 09:41 PM

Magic! Pure magic... oh and a bit of talent as well!
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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Posted 16 May 2006 - 08:56 AM

eh, so yeah sorry.... i forgot about this...

so no hard feelings here's chapter 3


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Posted 16 May 2006 - 09:24 AM

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 10:34 AM

Ow, I had missed this. Another Barend comic, yay!
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Posted 16 May 2006 - 12:42 PM

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

I liked the fighting circle.

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 03:16 PM

Outstanding! laugh.gif
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Posted 16 May 2006 - 05:13 PM

Fantastic! laugh.gif thumbsup.gif
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 07:41 AM

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:05 AM

Excellent comeback. I have to say, I laughed the hardest at the picture of Darth Malak on the wall, that was truely inspired biggrin.gif

Incidentally, from memory, Aasimov's laws didn't stop droids from insulting people. Let's see, I think it was:
1. Don't hurt people, or allow people to be hurt through your inaction.
2. Do what you're told, unless it contradicts the first law.
3. Protect yourself, unless it contradicts the first two laws.

So they can call the Jedi scum as much as they want, unless of course the Jedi get sad and tell them to stop.
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:25 AM

First law also applies for psychological pain caused through the robot's action or inaction.

(Asimov-Geek at work here.)

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 11:39 AM

Heh. I'd forgotten about this. Love the picture of Malak on the wall biggrin.gif
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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