Greetings, Chefelfers!
Well, I have to warn you all now about January 16th and 17th. That's when Fox begins the new semester of American Idol; indeed, as I write,
idolonfox.com is about to be upgraded and refitted --- to allow the adventure to begin with a vengeance.
And speaking of vengeance, your fearless Dragonmaster is at this very moment preparing to defend the forces of coolness against the one being whose very presence would be enough to signal the fall of all coolness as we know it:
Ryan Seacrest!
Last summer, when Carrie Underwood became American Idol 2005, Master Richard sent Ryan a very sensible e-mail entitled "Can't Stop the Music 2006," in which my Mortal-born alter ego told the tale of how, as he watched everybody congratulating Carrie, the lad found himself flashing back to the final sequence of Allan Carr's 1980 disco epic, Can't Stop the Music, a fantasy-laden musical account of the origins of that most famous of singing disco groups,
the Village People.
Long point short, that twit Seacrest never responded to Master Richard's e-mail! Well, when I got wind of what happened, I swore that he, Seacrest would have to answer to someone who did not, and does not, wear his own coolness on his shoulders: me.
And so I have taken it upon myself to battle Ryan Seacrest for absolute dominion over the Forces of Coolness. While it is, I sense, destined to be a losing battle --- and even I must admit thusly --- I believe, personal opinion, of course, that as long as "Seacrest out" remains in the Planet's collective vernacular, coolness as we know it will be rendered absolutely susceptible. I eagerly await everyone's two cents on this particular issue.
Master Blackwolf
This post has been edited by Blackwolf: 09 December 2005 - 10:57 AM