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#16 J m HofMarN

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 12:45 AM

Oh man, next time we get a large order of cheese from somewhere I'm totally not telling any of the customers that it came over the border or that it's finest quality. I don't want to die.

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 11:26 PM

Actually, that sounds like something fun to deliberately do.

How are they charging her on attempted murder? Shouldn't it just be conspiracy? She tried to get someone else to do it.

*sigh* Nobody can commit a decent crime anymore...

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#18 barend

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 06:11 PM

how are they chargin her with attempted murder?

people nearly lost their lives because she's a fucking idiot!

and untill there's an official charge available for being a fucking idiot, i'm just glad there are judges who have enough decearning initiative to put fucking idiots away.

5 counts of malicious fucking idiocy in the first degree.

that would be awsome.

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 09:54 PM

If the could jail you for fucking idiocy, at least half the population of the world would be in prison, maybe more. Right now I'm failing to see how that is a bad thing.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 08:26 AM

It would be a bad thing because the people not in jail would have to collectively pay for at least some of the prisoner's food.

Although I suppose you could just turn them loose on preservation land for that purpose and let them find their own food.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 10:27 AM

because there is no nway that any of them would survive anyways. Even with an abundance of food and shelter lying around. Remember what they were put into prison for.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 11:18 AM

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#23 Mirithorn

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 12:43 PM

And if they were wrongly imprisoned, they wouldn't have much of a problem.

#24 barend

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:55 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Dec 20 2005, 08:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It would be a bad thing because the people not in jail would have to collectively pay for at least some of the prisoner's food.

what? why?

that bitch was going to ice kids for a block of cheese.

fuck em. honestly...

if they were going hire a hitmanto kill someone for a product they could get at any deli, what would be the point of supplying them food. they'd probably start a huge fire to try and get to the food in the mess hall, even though it's free...

i think we've been needlessly kind to the stupid for far too long. time to stop helping them out...
let's just lock the fuckers away... they can eat dirt.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 06:00 PM

And probably will eat dirt. Stupid people are what keeps everyone else sane. Without an occasional laugh at the expense of others, there would only be boredom leading to insanity. So let's treasure those delightful stupids...

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#26 barend

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