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The Worst Ways to Die show your morbid side :devil:

#61 User is offline   Cobnat Icon

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:47 PM

QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Apr 30 2006, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Being killed by a noobie!!!

There's nothing worst than that!!!


Hm... Thats reminds me of something...

(on a completly different topic)

A person is like a dog, it needs 3 simple things:

Food
Water
Freedom

Take one of these things away from it and it will beg for an order.

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:50 PM

Don't worry D. If people judged me by what I feel while I hold knives, I'd have no friends.

Also, worst way to die is Old Age, nothing more gay than that. You'll disgrace your entir clan.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:53 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Apr 30 2006, 04:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, worst way to die is Old Age, nothing more gay than that. You'll disgrace your entir clan.


Agreed, I would rather die on the field of battle and leave a wife and child rather then surrender and live 50 more years in disgrace!
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:05 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Apr 30 2006, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A person is like a dog, it needs 3 simple things:

Food
Water
Freedom


Wow, now humans and dogs don't need sleeping.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Apr 30 2006, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, now humans and dogs don't need sleeping.


Hm... I think that falls under Freedom becouse a creature cannot sleep if hopelessly bound.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:27 PM

Just some ideas I thought of:

I see this maybe insane but this does not reflect on my personality.


A method of murder:

Only to be done consciously and slowly: To start with, pull the finger nails out one by one.
Slowly slice the legs through a meat slicer into little slices. Cold salt baths may be necessary for this. One guess for a maximum reaction is to probe their bodies with long pins in the correct less fatal places first.

If they are still alive when they have no legs, arms and the bleeding is contained, a second step is to pull out one of their eyes and ears, then let them watch through the other eye; the meat grinder grinding it up alongside with their teeth, especially into mechanical separated meats. Methods are needed to find ways of liquefying the meat, as of course the victim can't chew. From here, could be fed to a can in a bait shop at the back where all the flies are, alive, or to slowly remove the organs.

What could be helpful is a guide to which organs are needed to provide enough resources for the day, for efficient removal whilst the person is still alive as possible.

This is not to offend anyone, just curious.
Could this be one worse way to die?

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Apr 30 2006, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I see this maybe insane but this does not reflect on my personality.


Ofcourse not, nothing we say on this forum reflects our personality... I mean Im not REALLY a half-Tyrant half-Pillaging Keshik...

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:42 PM

you would still be as terrified if put in front of a firing squad with your testies nailed to your eyes instead of a blindfold.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:49 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 30 2006, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you would still be as terrified if put in front of a firing squad with your testies nailed to your eyes instead of a blindfold.


Wow... thats going a bit far, but I agree that the firing squad would probebly one of the worst ways to die, half the people who die that way probebly piss/shit themselves before hand.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:49 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Apr 30 2006, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ofcourse not, nothing we say on this forum reflects our personality... I mean Im not REALLY a half-Tyrant half-Pillaging Keshik...

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QUOTE (barend @ Apr 30 2006, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you would still be as terrified if put in front of a firing squad with your testies nailed to your eyes instead of a blindfold.


How about for that to slowly be eaten alive with fright?

Either knowing what parasites are feeding of the meet and skin or not knowing at all.

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 09:39 PM

Mistake: "Either knowing what parasites are feeding of the meat and skin or not knowing at all."

I do not know how the other quote ontop appeared without my statement.

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Apr 30 2006, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ofcourse not, nothing we say on this forum reflects our personality... I mean Im not REALLY a half-Tyrant half-Pillaging Keshik...

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My statement rewritten:

"Some people seem to base their views upon others this way."

Someone might have the ability to think of ideas that have not been done, or does not exist yet. But that does not mean that they also have the ability to make what they see precisely. Maybe it is possible in some cases and depending on resources as well.

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 01:44 AM

being fed your own meat is worse...
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:00 AM

I think one of the worst ways to die would be to have your flesh torn from your bones by angry children who think that you have candy in your pocket and won't share it.
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 10:46 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ May 1 2006, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think one of the worst ways to die would be to have your flesh torn from your bones by angry children who think that you have candy in your pocket and won't share it.


Oh I'll share it with them:

As well as trying to make chocolate balls for a pellet gun, could I do similar with chocolate milkshake in a paintball gun?

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 11:43 AM

Strap a bomb to somebody and leave them out in a field, and dont tell them when it will go off.

or

Eaten alive by carnivorous aphids.
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