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Thank goodness we don't have to do something like speak in the passive all the time. Although that would actually be kind of cool.
THe Chronicles of Mountain DEw
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Mirithorn 
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 12:08 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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#32
barend
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 08:47 PM
*forms rythm section of a latino band with sith avenger, using pens*
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
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#33
Mirithorn
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 08:50 PM
*forms rival band with pencils*
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Chyld
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 04:05 AM
*inexplicably starts using a roll of wrapping paper as a didgeridoo*
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Wayne
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 10:56 AM
*takes out a cigar box guitar, and begins playing a country tune...*
WEEELLL....
My daddy and my sister were together in the sack
Thats how I was born but I ain't too out of whack
We're a good christian family you know that is a fact
Sure my sister is my mother but my daddy's not black
CHORUS
A southern dream and a rebel flag
A wife in the kitchen and
A bullet in a fag.
Brews in the fridge for me and you...
And a bible in the dresser with
A porno mag or two.
Had a brother in 'Nam got 18 purple hearts,
I worked my daddy's farm but I wasn't too smart
Then I met Jesus my sould to saaaaave-
Now smack my kids with a bible if they misbehave
CHORUS
Now My daddy was a precher that was always his career
He loved to read the bible like he loved to rope I steer
And when I was a teenager and when the coast was clear
I'd look under his pulpit and I'd grab a case of beer.
CHORUS
CHORUS
GOD BLESS THE USA!
WEEELLL....
My daddy and my sister were together in the sack
Thats how I was born but I ain't too out of whack
We're a good christian family you know that is a fact
Sure my sister is my mother but my daddy's not black
CHORUS
A southern dream and a rebel flag
A wife in the kitchen and
A bullet in a fag.
Brews in the fridge for me and you...
And a bible in the dresser with
A porno mag or two.
Had a brother in 'Nam got 18 purple hearts,
I worked my daddy's farm but I wasn't too smart
Then I met Jesus my sould to saaaaave-
Now smack my kids with a bible if they misbehave
CHORUS
Now My daddy was a precher that was always his career
He loved to read the bible like he loved to rope I steer
And when I was a teenager and when the coast was clear
I'd look under his pulpit and I'd grab a case of beer.
CHORUS
CHORUS
GOD BLESS THE USA!
This post has been edited by Wayne: 19 December 2005 - 10:57 AM
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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Zatoichi
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 04:46 PM
Although I was intrigued by the idea of gaining insight upon the past adventures of MD, these goings on are starting to grow on me.
Oh When the Saints! Go marching in! Oh when the Saints go marching In!
How I'd like to be in there number! When the Saints go marching in.
Do you mean the football team?
Of course, who else would I be singing about?
I used to actually think that the song was about the team.
Oh When the Saints! Go marching in! Oh when the Saints go marching In!
How I'd like to be in there number! When the Saints go marching in.
Do you mean the football team?
Of course, who else would I be singing about?
I used to actually think that the song was about the team.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#37
Mirithorn
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 06:42 PM
Possibly entertaining story: When all the liquor stores in Massachusettes that sold wine and hard liqour were run by the government and didn't have much of a selection, people often just went over the border to New Hampshire to get it instead. Right over the border were a ton of liquor stores. One evening, the Massachusettes police thought they'd be clever, and go write down the license plate numbers of cars that came from the south, bought liquor, and headed back south with Massachusettes license plates. The New Hampshire police figured out what they were doing after a while, and arrested them for loitering.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Revan-47
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Posted 25 January 2006 - 08:01 PM
Im sorry to keep you all waiting. I am uploading the first issue as we speak. Hope you all are still interested.
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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barend
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 05:33 PM
as we speak?
12 days have passed....
damn dial up, hmm?
12 days have passed....
damn dial up, hmm?
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)