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Merry/Happy Christmahannakwanzakah I know it's early

#31 Zatoichi

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:04 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 29 2005, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Christmahannakwanzakah

huh?

huh?

fine....

What are you whining about I got the joke and found it amusing. Do you desire praise for it's cleverness. Fine then

*Gives barend praise for the clever bolding of certain letters in Christmahannakwanzaka to spell wanka

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#32 barend

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:08 PM

thankyou...

and would it hurt you to throw some flowers?

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#33 Zatoichi

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:14 PM

"sigh"

*throws some flowers*

#34 SimeSublime

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:44 PM

Roman paganism, aye, Miss Poetic? That sounds like an option. But wasn't Saturn/Chronos the evil titan that ate his children(Zeus/Jupiter/Jove, Posseidon/Neptune, Hades/Pluto and Hera/?)?

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#35 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:46 PM

Well, sure, but... ORGY!!!

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#36 Revan-47

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:51 PM

Have you ever had an amish orgy?

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#37 SimeSublime

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 10:01 PM

Somehow I don't think it compares. I'll stand with Spoon Poetic on this one.

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#38 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 10:09 PM

Is there even such thing as an amish orgy?

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#39 Icey

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 12:06 AM

Revan made one, it might have taken tying several Amish children to an explosive barrel and then blackmailing their parents into an orgy, but he succeeded. He made the worlds, first and only amish orgy. Hopefully only.

#40 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 12:19 AM

But you know they were all doing it missionary style...

Bah-dum chink!

...

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#41 Slade

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 01:43 AM

An Amish orgy is when everyone takes off their socks and churns butter.

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#42 Emu

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 01:47 AM

And Happy Wednesday.

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#43 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 09:02 AM

Or rather, happy Hump Day.

You know...with all this talk of orgies and all...hump day.

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#44 Mirithorn

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 03:27 PM

Strange as it may seem, I woke up today thinking it was Wednesday. Silly me.

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#45 barend

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