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THE FUTURE OF CHEFELF how long will this last?...
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:14 PM
you know who cannot defeat me.
they may talk it up behind closed doors but their older more poweful brother will, i forsee, one day kill or convert me...
only time and alot of cash will tell...
they may talk it up behind closed doors but their older more poweful brother will, i forsee, one day kill or convert me...
only time and alot of cash will tell...
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:17 PM
You speak in riddles my friend, and only MD can read your thoughts, and he senses your betrayal. Now you must choose your weapons to fight with him on top of his volcano. choose wisely, you may only have 3.
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:20 PM
NO! You referred to MD as human.
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:31 PM
i choose no weapons!
i'm going to fight him with my bare hands and then dri-
no, wait... i choose a straw.
i'm going to fight him with my bare hands and then dri-
no, wait... i choose a straw.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 08:44 PM
I choose the WILL TO SURVIVE as my first weapon. and a double bladed sword and a rocket launcher as my other two.
NOW YOU, MY DEAR BAREND WILL LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN, AS I IMMORTALLY POWERFUL, AND NO MERE HUMAN CAN DEFEAT ME!@@#$J2Q4T I WILL TIE YOU TO A TREE UPSIDE DOWN, RAPE YOUR FACE OFF, AND PEE ON YOU AND SET YOU ON FIRE. HAHAHAHAHAHLIJH [QIOHN]OQI3WH4TN [OJ
i choose the mortal otal nimrodi as the referie.
YOUR MOVE BAREND!!!!
FOOL OF A COWOEARD, AS LONG AS YOU DE
LAY THIS INEVITABLE FIGHT, THE WORLD WILL CONTINUE TO GO DOWN INTO 
THE HELLISH PLACES OF THIS DIMENSIO AOWVN[O NO, IVE BEEN FOUND OATJA] OUTq!!~!!!!!>!?~!?~?~/~/`/, IM HUNGRY?!?!?!?!? NOT ALL THE TIME AS THE MONKEY WILL RAPE THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER, IN THE NIGHT TIME IT ALL GOES DONW AREOA OYYOU SURE
FOOLS!!!! WE WILL MEAT AGAIN THINE LORD BAREND THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
NOW YOU, MY DEAR BAREND WILL LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN, AS I IMMORTALLY POWERFUL, AND NO MERE HUMAN CAN DEFEAT ME!@@#$J2Q4T I WILL TIE YOU TO A TREE UPSIDE DOWN, RAPE YOUR FACE OFF, AND PEE ON YOU AND SET YOU ON FIRE. HAHAHAHAHAHLIJH [QIOHN]OQI3WH4TN [OJ
i choose the mortal otal nimrodi as the referie.
YOUR MOVE BAREND!!!!
FOOL OF A COWOEARD, AS LONG AS YOU DE
LAY THIS INEVITABLE FIGHT, THE WORLD WILL CONTINUE TO GO DOWN INTO THE HELLISH PLACES OF THIS DIMENSIO AOWVN[O NO, IVE BEEN FOUND OATJA] OUTq!!~!!!!!>!?~!?~?~/~/`/, IM HUNGRY?!?!?!?!? NOT ALL THE TIME AS THE MONKEY WILL RAPE THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER, IN THE NIGHT TIME IT ALL GOES DONW AREOA OYYOU SURE FOOLS!!!! WE WILL MEAT AGAIN THINE LORD BAREND THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 10:36 PM
Now I miss Jon Gutner even more. He was so much better at gibberish...
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 11:06 PM
I never met Jon Gutner, but that sounded pretty gibberishish to me.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:40 AM
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 27 2005, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I choose the WILL TO SURVIVE as my first weapon.
Say, is that a book reference? I know something clicked in the back of my mind when I read that.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:50 AM
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 27 2005, 10:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I choose the WILL TO SURVIVE as my first weapon.
First time I read that, I thought it said "I choose I WILL SURVIVE as my first weapon.". I thought it was a singing battle.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 04:14 PM
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 27 2005, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I choose the WILL TO SURVIVE as my first weapon. and a double bladed sword and a rocket launcher as my other two.
NOW YOU, MY DEAR BAREND WILL LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN, AS I IMMORTALLY POWERFUL, AND NO MERE HUMAN CAN DEFEAT ME!@@#$J2Q4T I WILL TIE YOU TO A TREE UPSIDE DOWN, RAPE YOUR FACE OFF, AND PEE ON YOU AND SET YOU ON FIRE. HAHAHAHAHAHLIJH [QIOHN]OQI3WH4TN [OJ
111
NOW YOU, MY DEAR BAREND WILL LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN, AS I IMMORTALLY POWERFUL, AND NO MERE HUMAN CAN DEFEAT ME!@@#$J2Q4T I WILL TIE YOU TO A TREE UPSIDE DOWN, RAPE YOUR FACE OFF, AND PEE ON YOU AND SET YOU ON FIRE. HAHAHAHAHAHLIJH [QIOHN]OQI3WH4TN [OJ
111
i'm just going to nut you in the head and kick you in the groin... then drink the sugary sweet carbonated lifeblood from your veins!
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 27 2005, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i choose the mortal otal nimrodi as the referie.
YOUR MOVE BAREND!!!!
YOUR MOVE BAREND!!!!
I choose...
TO WIN!!!
*crack! ...crunch! ...thock. ....sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp.... :burp:*
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 27 2005, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FOOL OF A COWOEARD, AS LONG AS YOU DE LAY THIS INEVITABLE FIGHT, THE WORLD WILL CONTINUE TO GO DOWN INTO THE HELLISH PLACES OF THIS DIMENSIO AOWVN[O NO, IVE BEEN FOUND OATJA] OUTq!!~!!!!!>!?~!?~?~/~/`/, IM HUNGRY?!?!?!?!? NOT ALL THE TIME AS THE MONKEY WILL RAPE THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER, IN THE NIGHT TIME IT ALL GOES DONW AREOA OYYOU SURE
LAY THIS INEVITABLE FIGHT, THE WORLD WILL CONTINUE TO GO DOWN INTO THE HELLISH PLACES OF THIS DIMENSIO AOWVN[O NO, IVE BEEN FOUND OATJA] OUTq!!~!!!!!>!?~!?~?~/~/`/, IM HUNGRY?!?!?!?!? NOT ALL THE TIME AS THE MONKEY WILL RAPE THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER, IN THE NIGHT TIME IT ALL GOES DONW AREOA OYYOU SURE i'm not sure i got any of that but if it was about unleashing hell on earth so that idle men may be torn apart by my demonic drinking buddies while chaos expands as a growing black cloud shadowing all life into eternal darkness, unrelenting destruction, and uncertain discomfort!!!
then yes... that was the plan.
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 27 2005, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FOOLS!!!! WE WILL MEAT AGAIN THINE LORD BAREND THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
eh... the third.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 04:36 PM
If I didn't fear for my life, now I could call Barend Trip!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:05 PM
prophesies and gibberish are both difficult to read, and are subject to co-operative confusion.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)