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Posted 17 November 2005 - 05:59 AM

Theory: My will power is strong enough to keep me away from the temptation of carnal lust and romantic/sexual involvement with other people 2006.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 07:26 AM

Power=Work/Time

Knowlege is Power, and Time is Money. Thus

Knowlege=Work/Money

From this we can see that Knowlege is indirectly proportional to Money, which explains why managers get paid so much more the scientists/engineers.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 01:46 PM

Yes I think that if we gave all the top medical scientinst a type of horrible disease, we would have a cure for them all in no time flat.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 06:11 PM

We already have cures for all kinds of shit, it's just no fun if we can cure instead of TREAT them.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 06:18 PM

You are totally right...
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:03 PM

Of course, he's Icey.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:08 PM

it's alot more proffitable to provide medication that makes the symptoms of long lasting ailments/illness almost bareable for the rest of someones life than it is to just give them the cure.

just as it is more proffitable to have us use all the things that cause cancer than to have us live longer without petrol powered cars, coal power plants, mobile phones, and all microwave transmitting devices that are more "convinient" than cable transmission.

and that's no theory... it's fact.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:57 PM

According to that equation though, the more money you have, the less.... Ohhh. I get it now.
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 11:48 PM

Money=Evil

Women^2=Money

Therfore

Women= Evil^.5

Therefore wowen are equal to the root of all evil.

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 11:50 PM

women are the ROOT of all evil.

that's an interesting sentence if you're australian.

(that and Dorothy's tasty fanny)

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 12:14 AM

How do women^2 equal money?
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Posted 18 November 2005 - 12:35 AM

Ask Barend.
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Posted 18 November 2005 - 01:47 PM

Yah that doesn't make any sense......
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Posted 18 November 2005 - 06:48 PM

I know...

apologies to all involved...
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 01:09 AM

No, you meant the topic, right. If you did, that was clever. If not, oh well.
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