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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:33 PM

I am a semi-"noob" but not a full one. Now this is a topic for new people to get acquainted to the forum and to get, well flamed by higher ups with nothing better to do. Also there is a Noobie-meter

49-0 posts: mega noob bitch

99-50 posts: noobie

100-149 posts: noob

199-150 posts: semi noob

200 and up, you have officially left the noobie stage and enter the higher up ranks.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 04:43 PM

Well, there is a difference between n00b and newbie. For example, to use a rather popular example, which I can not speak of with any sort of certainty, but Hannibal participated in n00bish behavior, not the l33tspeak, but trolling and so forth well past the 200 post point, all the way until he was banned at 1013, and may have continued to do so for some time afterwards, making several 'replacement accounts'. This I can not ascertain, as I have mentioned, but from what I have heard it is the case. I would appreciate it if some of our memberd from that period could affirm or deny this information.

Edit: I can say for sure that he once called JM a massage parlor.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:22 PM

0-7000: n00b.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:31 PM

7,000 - infinity: Less life than Star Wars cosplayers. biggrin.gif

Here is the most amazing thing Hannibal has ever put together: happy.gif <- Click the smiley!
Also, it's spelled "newb," newbs. tongue.gif
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:41 PM

by "put" i assume you mean "cut-and-paste"

not one original bone in his body... the only good insults he ever gave were mine, two insults earlier, that he cut and pasted at people and thought i wouldn't notice.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:47 PM

Hannibal's the only anti-nazi ever who's likely to make people Nazis (just so they can spite him)

*takes two shots*
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What about that whole spew that he wrote about Star Wars? JM mentioned it once or twice.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:47 PM

I knew that I had seen that somewhere. Seriously though, how much thought do you have to put into something like that? I mean, I couldn't think of all of those...
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:49 PM

again, almost everything he posted about SW or anything else, i found on google somewhere else...

no indepentant thought at all...
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:49 PM

Someone Google it to see if you can find a match tongue.gif
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:50 PM

Still it would take even more time to cut and paste a list of weird insults.

Edit: Never mind, found that whole rant with google. Unless he's Stuart Egan,This guy actually came up with that. If he is Stuart Egan, praise some deity that he was original. Or maybe that guy found it... I don't know really.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:59 PM

I think it's still sad that people took the time to write the rants that he stole...
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 06:01 PM

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 06:02 PM

i've heard so many of them in the same list before...

i think actuall went all out though and mixed in from two list adding the GL bit...

way to much work, still, for an unwelcomed git who insults everone and tells them how much he hates this entire forum, only to constantly return because he thinks it gives his life meaning to insult people who don't really give a shit what he thinks...

but he thinks he totally rocks our world...

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 06:03 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 2 2005, 05:50 PM)
Still it would take even more time to cut and paste a list of weird insults.

Edit: Never mind, found that whole rant with google. Unless he's Stuart Egan,This guy actually came up with that. If he is Stuart Egan, praise some deity that he was original. Or maybe that guy found it... I don't know really.


jesus...

at least he went to the effort of trimming the £-related material out... rolleyes.gif
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 06:19 PM

I think that was sarcasm...

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