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#16 Mirithorn

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:30 PM

What makes you think you have any ability to lock me in a closet? You need to take into account the fact that I have no intent to go quietly.

Oh, and grr. No anti-pitbullness. There is no reason that pitbulls cannot be perfectly nice dogs if socialized properly.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#17 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:45 PM

Mirithorn, yours is PART pitbull. Slightly pitbull. As pitbull as my cat is siamese. Which he isn't. Andd also, note that he had starved it for a week.

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#18 ion eon

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:46 PM

yah so what are you going to do about it, huh

This post has been edited by ion eon: 23 October 2005 - 04:49 PM

OH NO!!!

#19 barend

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:37 PM

i love the 'your mom...' defence.
Just repeat what they said with 'your mom' at the begining...

QUOTE (ion eon @ Oct 23 2005, 02:37 PM)

if someone uses a lame "your mom" I usually reply...Stop talkin' about moms 'cause i just got off yours. That usually stops'em dead

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

not me, i'd just say; "yeah i know... she said you were hung like a baby carrot."

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#20 Mirithorn

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:16 PM

Your FACE is gonna do about it!

Nope. Doesn't quite work there.

#21 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:38 PM

Who doesn't love the classic "Your mom!" comeback? It's always good for a laugh!

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#22 Mirithorn

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:43 PM

Your FACE is always good for a laugh!

#23 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:53 PM

Yeah, nothing beats a Your Mom comeback. Your face doesn't quite do it as much. You know what? I think fortune cookies were designed to have "In bed" put at the end.

Soon you will be on top.

I swear I just got that one a few moments ago.

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#24 arius

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:57 PM

What made me laugh is when someone says:

I don't think, I KNOW!!
and someone replies:

I don't think you know either.

#25 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:57 PM

You know, that gag was originated by the three stooges!

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#26 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:04 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Oct 23 2005, 08:53 PM)

I think fortune cookies were designed to have "In bed" put at the end.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That reminds me of the last bit of a Stuart sketch on Mad TV.

"A child is a joy to everyone...between the sheets."

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#27 Mirithorn

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:07 PM

Patience is a virtue you must learn.

#28 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:12 PM

IN BED!

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