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What do you mean, you can't sue for hot coffee?
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:40 PM
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:42 PM
You might be able to... but probably only if you had nothing to do with the hot coffee incident- say, you were walking along, over black cats and under ladders, happily smashing mirrors, when someone dumped a cup of coffee on your head.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:50 PM
or if someone dropped YOUR MOM on your head...
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:28 AM
Whoo! 
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:34 AM
My favorite come back is when someone says this:
"Dude, what are you on?"
"What I'm on all the time... Your mom."
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get... in my pants.
"Dude, what are you on?"
"What I'm on all the time... Your mom."
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Yeah, nothing beats a Your Mom comeback. Your face doesn't quite do it as much. You know what? I think fortune cookies were designed to have "In bed" put at the end.
Better than that, all you have to do is add 'In my pants' to any movie quote and you have comedy gold. Observe.Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get... in my pants.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:02 PM
Chowder-Head!
Oh Yeah well:
Your mom likes to get in my pants.
Again and again and again.
Oh Yeah well:
Your mom likes to get in my pants.
Again and again and again.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
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"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:56 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 24 2005, 10:42 PM)
You might be able to... but probably only if you had nothing to do with the hot coffee incident- say, you were walking along, over black cats and under ladders, happily smashing mirrors, when someone dumped a cup of coffee on your head.
Hot coffee!
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:13 PM
Insulter: "Yo, I fucked yo' mama last night!"
Insultee: "Really? I saw your mother the other day. I wish I had a mom like that. Sadly, my father was an only child."
Used that one just today in Biology class.
Insultee: "Really? I saw your mother the other day. I wish I had a mom like that. Sadly, my father was an only child."
Used that one just today in Biology class.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:17 PM
And then did you run away before they could figure out what you said?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:19 PM
Nah. By the time he would have figured it out it'd be Christmas vacation. Plus this kid's too fat to lift his arms up.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:45 PM
then it's unlikley your mother had any interest in him.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:13 PM
And you either lack the time or the ability to type properly or coherantly. Given that this is a pretty much constant state of affairs, I'm guessing the latter.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
