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#122
WalkingCarpet 
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 11:01 AM
The following comment is crude, of an adult nature, is not particularly funny and barely even makes sense.
Don't read it.........
"After I finished with your mom, she had the best come-back"
Told you.
Edit: Can't get the colour thing to work, so I guess you'll all have to read it anyway.
Don't read it.........
"After I finished with your mom, she had the best come-back"
Told you.
Edit: Can't get the colour thing to work, so I guess you'll all have to read it anyway.
This post has been edited by WalkingCarpet: 27 October 2005 - 11:02 AM
#123
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:46 PM
luke, i am YOUR MOM!!!
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#124
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:57 PM
LUKE is your mom!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#125
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:58 PM
YOUR MOM is YOUR MOM!!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:03 PM
Your FACE is your mom!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:06 PM
No, your MOM is your mom!
Wait...
Wait...
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:06 PM
Your MOM is waiting for you face.
...In my pants.
...In my pants.
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:08 PM
Your pants are waiting for your face in your mom!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:09 PM
No, your mom's pants are waiting for your face... ON MY COCK!
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:12 PM
I have a pencil, and I know how to use it!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#132
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:28 PM
i went through a really big 'your mom' phase last year...
i remember saying my friends i would be the best luke skywalker...
Vader: Barend, I am your father
Barend: Your mom's my father!
i remember saying my friends i would be the best luke skywalker...
Vader: Barend, I am your father
Barend: Your mom's my father!
This post has been edited by barend: 27 October 2005 - 07:28 PM
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Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 10:58 PM
he would just have to stand there!
zinnged within inches of his life!
zinnged within inches of his life!
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 11:00 PM
The best comeback, and one that I use effectively quite regularly is to simply take whatever someone says to you, and add "your face" into it somewhere.
Example:
"You're a fag!"
"YOUR FACE IS A FAG!"
They can't come back to that. It ruins their shit entirely.
Example:
"You're a fag!"
"YOUR FACE IS A FAG!"
They can't come back to that. It ruins their shit entirely.