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#106 barend

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:47 PM

lovely...

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#107 Zatoichi

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Oct 26 2005, 08:45 PM)

After I give you some Icey loving. Up the butt.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs away very fast*

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>

#108 Icey

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:54 PM

See, this is exactly why I don't get into fights.

#109 barend

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Country:Australia

Posted 26 October 2005 - 07:59 PM

hmm.... good angle...

although i once told some guys:

"If you fuck with me, you'll go home pregnant!"

I was quite proud of that...

#110 Icey

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:05 PM

That is utterly brillaint Barend! I'm personally going to tell every single one of my sister's boyfriends and potential boyfriends that if they fuck up, I'll make their arses bleed. Preferably while wearing my eyeliner.

#111 Coco

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Oct 26 2005, 05:56 PM)

Time for a personal and probably unrealistic insult.

ahem Coco, You suck ass in the arcade worse than Otal!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

YOUR MOM sucks ass!

OK, I'll stop now.

And banned, I think you have until Sunday evening, but I'm not sure

#112 StantheGarbageMan

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:18 AM

No, YOUR MOM has until Sunday evening... TO GET IN MAH PANTS!

#113 Icey

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:35 AM

Your face is in your mom's pants!

#114 Coco

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:40 AM

YOUR MOM'S FACE is in your mom's pants!

er... strange mental picture...

#115 Mirithorn

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:48 AM

Yeah, well... *searches desperately for a comeback* Prove it!

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#116 Icey

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:50 AM

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

#117 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 10:40 AM

I already called that one.

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

QUOTE

"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994

#118 Icey

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 10:44 AM

Your pants called that one!

#119 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 10:52 AM

Comeback 1: At least I have pants, Mr. Naked Nudy No-Pants...Guy.

Comeback 2: My knife called that one!

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

QUOTE

"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994

#120 Icey

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