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don't tell mom the babysitter sucks... Oct. 17, 2005

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 10:14 PM

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Baby sitters arrested after toddler wanders off
Police say sitters were asleep when 2-year-old was found on busy street

VAN BUREN, Ark. - Two baby sitters were arrested after a 2-year-old boy they were supposed to be watching wandered off and was found on a busy street, crying for his mother, police said.

A resident called police Sunday morning after she found the boy, who was wearing a diaper and shirt, police said. The boy was unharmed.

Police said they knocked on 150 doors in the neighborhood while looking for his caregivers, but no one recognized the boy. They said they were about to hand him over to the state Department of Human Services when the sitters called.

“We got a phone call from the people watching the little boy, real nonchalantly said, ‘Did you find a child? We’re missing one,”’ Van Buren police Cpl. Chris Hoffsommer said.

Jeremy Ruehle, 21, and his wife, Meghan Ruehle, 19, both of Van Buren, started to watch the boy on Friday. Police said the Ruehles were still asleep when he wandered off. Both face misdemeanor child endangerment charges.

The child’s mother, Ashley Ruehle, 37, of Alma, came to the station and told police it was her first night out in two years. But police said she was arrested when officers discovered outstanding arrest warrants on charges of writing bad checks and theft of a lease property.

Police did not say whether the baby sitters and mother were related. The boy was turned over to his grandparents.

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it doesn't like his grandparents were the best parents either...

and the police knocked on 150 doors...
they really gotta start taggin' those things.
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Posted 21 October 2005 - 01:37 AM

Door knocking? Shouldn't they, y'know, use computers and stuff for this kinda thing?
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Posted 21 October 2005 - 01:44 AM

thats three relatives he got arrested in one day. That's insane. Where was this kid when that mother threw her children in the san francisco bay? He should automatically be declared sheriff.

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 08:41 AM

Wow, that is so bad. I'd probably be hating the kid if I was his parent, but I would have probably taught him not to go outside without someone else (And then this situation would have never happened). First he gets the babysiters arrested, and then his mother. I'll bet if the police looked for files on his grandparents, they'd probably be bringing them down to the station as well.
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:46 AM

When I was thinking the only part in your life when you won't have problems, was being a baby
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:39 AM

Well, if you're sentient, you have problems, even if they're as simple as "I get hungry sometimes."
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 11:26 AM

Yeah, maybe it worse, because if you poop, peed, get hungry or want to sleep, babies ever cry for all problems, and is difficult to know what's the problem of the baby
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 12:37 PM

No, the golden years are two to four.
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 02:45 PM

It's in Arkansas, so this situation isn't that abnormal really...
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 02:30 AM

Arkansas is to the right wing what California or Amsterdam is to the left.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:12 PM

Does anyone else find it odd that the police's first line of thought was to check the mother's files?

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 06:02 PM

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Arkansas is to the right wing what California or Amsterdam is to the left.


California? the place with an Austrian bodybuilding republican adonis for a govenor who's resume includes; soviet cop, cyborg assasin, various military personel, and Narc/school teacher.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 11:20 PM

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 03:54 AM

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California? the place with an Austrian bodybuilding republican adonis for a govenor who's resume includes; soviet cop, cyborg assasin, various military personel, and Narc/school teacher.

Well, Soviet Cops do tend to lean to the left, what with that whole communism thing and all.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 06:45 PM

russia always had a right wing approach to communism...
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