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Jesus, the Hippie "What If God Smoked Cannabis?"

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:55 PM

We've seemed to have went off topic. The answer is yes, I do smoke pot.

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:48 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 23 2005, 07:48 PM)

jesus had +4 to poison resistance

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Hrmm, Jesus was a dwarf instead of a human... That's an interesting theory. Well it does explain the beard, but there is no way that he could have afforded the -2 to his Charisma.

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:01 AM

Here's something that'll make your preist's head spin:

http://www.ninjapira...urnofjesus.html

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:09 PM

That would be totally awesome!

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:13 PM

OMFG!!! I'm so converting to christianity now... (as soon as I finish my homework.)

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:02 PM

yep, i'm totally in.

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:00 AM

I'm totally not in. It's bad enough without having your messiah and savior custom-made for hyperactive six year old boys to watch on television.

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:37 AM

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:27 PM

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 08:16 PM

You know if you read my update from a couple of weeks ago here it questions what Jesus did for the first 30 years of his life. It never occurred to me at the time that he may have been too stoned, or using all his messiah powers to grow cannabis in a desert.

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 08:36 PM

Well, he might have gone over to South/Middle America for a visit. Apparantly at about that time Quetzlcoatl appeared to the Mayans, with facial hair and blue eyes, and started preaching to them- then again, that could have been just about any European lunatic.

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 09:16 PM

Who happened to be in South/Middle America before, say, 1492. And wasn't a viking. Or a Japanese guy. But he wouldn't be european. Unless he travelled to Japan. Which would be pretty cool. I can just see the headlines:

Japanese European preaches to Mayans! Full story on Page 666

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 10:32 PM

For those of us not blessed with Hoshi's gift of language, please translate that last post.

(Wow. I'm starting to sound like the comic book guy)

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 11:13 PM

Mirithorn: Jesus was arabic. I guess he might have had blue eyes, but given the general makeup of the arabic people, I'd lean more toward him having brown eyes.

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 11:18 PM

I was hoping nobody would notice that flaw in my argument. Not all arabic people have brown eyes, though. There's an area of India where people have blue eyes and blonde hair.