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Posted 16 October 2005 - 07:47 AM

Theres quite a nice poem in one of the toilets at uni. I'll see if I can copy it down next time I'm in there.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 11:01 AM

Not really a poem, but funny in the end...

The other day I was at a pub and in the gents there was a Murphy's ad saying: When you're shaking it twice, you're playing with it.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 11:02 AM

I've got a picture of that, actually. I'll run it up when I'm on my computer...
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:23 PM

I've seen graffiti that says "DAVID WUK HERE" but that's not productive. It's just funny because it's so pathetic.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 18 October 2005 - 07:13 PM


When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 18 October 2005 - 08:14 PM

It's not the action, it's the intent of the action. Sometimes it takes 3 shakes, you know, but I don't do it to wank.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 11:04 PM

here the saying goes,

more than three shakes is a pull!
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 01:44 AM

That's just illogical. They are totally different motions. This isn't math... What's wrong with people down there, Barend?
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 05:31 AM

I was searching to find something witty, I ended up with this site:

http://www.eastridin..._request?id=458

It made me laugh anyway.
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 08:32 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 19 2005, 01:44 AM)
That's just illogical. They are totally different motions. This isn't math... What's wrong with people down there, Barend?


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Posted 19 October 2005 - 10:59 PM

ooh ooh i just saw an add i want to deface... it's for some cheese, or yoghurt or possibly a hybrid of the two... but it says "TASTE THE COUNTRY"

...3 guess as to what i want to do there...
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 11:07 PM

There was a store-brand called "Kountry Fresh". It was a multi-colored logo stamped on the container, the "o" being in yellow. So, imagine the label: the clear plastic container contains pineapple....
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 03:31 AM

Funniest graffiti I ever saw was in a bathroom stall in the SUB on my campus.

It was written on the toilet roll dispenser:

"recieve liberal arts degree here"

ROFL ROFL. It made my day too, I like never use bathroom stalls (just urinals) in public areas, if I do I lay out like 50 sheets of paper on the seat. The one time I happen to use one it had the funniest graffiti I've ever seen.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:37 AM

I saw that one the other day at uni. So good.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 06:35 AM

QUOTE (Marky @ Oct 19 2005, 10:31 AM)
I was searching to find something witty, I ended up with this site:

http://www.eastridin..._request?id=458

It made me laugh anyway.


And that's my local bus company too...
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