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Hmm... I suppose you're right. But if you have your name on a sign, aren't people going to expect YOU to pay?
constructive graffiti or at least witty...
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:22 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:29 PM
no.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:34 PM
Well, if all else fails you can still spraypaint insults onto bilboards.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:36 PM
that won't get me candy and dinner though...
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:40 PM
You could suggest to an enemy that they paint a bilboard with a sign suggesting that people buy you candy and dinner.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 09:47 PM
it's not the same if you have to ask them to do it though...
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 03:36 AM
The graffiti in the subway near wear I work:
"Feed the hand that bites....."
Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?
"Feed the hand that bites....."
Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 03:44 AM
QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Oct 14 2005, 03:36 AM)
The graffiti in the subway near wear I work:
"Feed the hand that bites....."
Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?
"Feed the hand that bites....."
Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?
Pointless statement?
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 08:56 AM
I still say the ebst graffiti I've seen in a while is in the toilets on-campus here. They're an absolute font of nonsense/wisdom. Currently, my favourite is:
"you have no sucses if you come hear! fuck Hull!"
To which someone replied
"You won't have any success if you spell like that, fuckwit!"
Quality.
"you have no sucses if you come hear! fuck Hull!"
To which someone replied
"You won't have any success if you spell like that, fuckwit!"
Quality.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 09:07 AM
*ah... another occasion for my Palahniuk obsession*
In Survivor there is a lot of these toilet graffiti going on. Very funny, even if you hate Palahnuik.
In Survivor there is a lot of these toilet graffiti going on. Very funny, even if you hate Palahnuik.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 10:28 AM
What's really funny is graffiti you find in elementary school bathrooms.
'I love my babe bruthr" being typical and all that I can remember right now.
Profound gibberish?
'I love my babe bruthr" being typical and all that I can remember right now.
Profound gibberish?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 03:08 AM
QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Oct 14 2005, 03:36 AM)
The graffiti in the subway near wear I work:
"Feed the hand that bites....."
Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?
"Feed the hand that bites....."
Profound statement or Pointless gibberish?
Profound gibberish!!!
i saw a similar one in sydney that says:
"A hard man is good to find!"
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 09:15 AM
At the moment I am sadly deprived of graffiti, because my school has none. You would be likely to be expelled if you did graffiti there. Perhaps, though, if it were small enough for nobody to notice it.... 
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:53 PM
I tend to scrawl "Yossarian lives!" or "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER" in places I visit. Yes, I like my graffiti pretentious. 
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Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:55 PM
Maybe I should try writing DOWN WITH GRAFFITI in really big letters somewhere.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"