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Posted 17 October 2005 - 07:59 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Oct 17 2005, 01:52 AM)
"Who" would be the better choice...

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If you're taking that route, wouldn't it be whom?
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 04:22 PM

Pedantic Grammar Man! Your back!!!
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:37 PM

I think the reason necros find a (fresh) corpse appealing is that they don't move or talk, so they can't fight back or scream when you do the horizontal mourge mambo.


Odd thought... if you had sex with roadkill, would it be necrophilia or beastiality?
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:26 PM

i think it falls more under the catigory of pathetically disturbing.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 09:35 AM

Necrophilia actually means something like "an unreasonable desire to control".
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 09:40 AM

My Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary Eleventh Edition says otherwise

Necrophilia - obsession with and usu. erotic interest in or stimulation by corpses.

I hope you don't take offense when I side with my dictionary.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 10:14 AM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Oct 18 2005, 09:40 AM)
I hope you don't take offense when I side with my dictionary.


I do take offense!

Necrophilia is a paraphilia characterized by a sexual attraction to corpses. It comes from the Greek: "love of the dead".
However, the term "necrophilia" describes an unreasonable desire to control another person, generally in the context of a romantic or interpersonal relationship; the accusation is that the person is so interpersonally domineering as to be better suited to relationships with non-responsive people. Hence the “love of the dead” where a dead person is the least responsive you can get.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 10:57 AM

And I thought 'parasite' was what one loses when someone jabs a pencil in their eye.






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Posted 18 October 2005 - 03:22 PM

I wonder how many people are careful enough to check who gets into their relatives' funerals....
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:33 PM

WC: Not outside, go to the corner!
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:34 PM

Eeeeh? What's going on about this outside corner stuff? I'm confused...
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 06:20 PM

he's coriographing* a dance number.





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Posted 18 October 2005 - 06:22 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 16 2005, 09:09 PM)
Where on earth did you find that?


I suppose I should answer. A manga that I have been reading at school because I was bored. It's actually surprisingly good.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 06:26 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm in Canada!
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 06:26 PM

Choreographing.

So, are the parasites cute and fuzzy or vicious evil monsters? I didn't quite figure out which from the summary.
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