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Halloween

#121 Mirithorn

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 07:23 PM

I love Santa Clause Conquers the Martians.

"..And nobody will ever know that Santa Clause was kidnapped by Martians!"

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#122 barend

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 11:08 PM

mmmm... pillcakez!

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#123 Slade

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:17 AM

There's no E on the end of Claus. With an E, you're talking about a legal sentence or the old movie starring Tim Allen where he kills Santa and is required by the laws of the universe to become the next one.

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#124 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:46 AM

Many people spell it that way now. It's just another evolution of what used to be Saint Niklaus, Sinterklaas, Father Christmas... But this time it's a really dumb evolution.

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#125 SimeSublime

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:32 AM

I'd go with the vault 13, Slade.

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#126 Mirithorn

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 10:05 AM

Heh. Well, it was late. Give me a little credit. I don't usually spell that badly.

#127 Marky

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 10:15 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Oct 20 2005, 02:46 AM)

Many people spell it that way now. It's just another evolution of what used to be Saint Niklaus, Sinterklaas, Father Christmas... But this time it's a really dumb evolution.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sinterklaas is the original...

#128 Slade

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:45 AM

Meh. I like Krampus better.

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#129 Dorothy

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:30 PM

I'm probably going to pay for this... but the truth must be told.

Santa Claus is really... a ... vampire. Think about it. He lives at the north pole, a place where no warm blooded person could survive. He only travels at night. He continually replicates himself. He only leaves presents at houses of people who "believe" in him, practically inviting him in. He surrounds himself with strange minions. He always wears red. He never has to grow back his hair. He (obviously) never looks in a mirror.

Now you all know. If I wind up face down in a puddle in Treasureville... you'll know it was for you. Or that I tripped.

Edit: Still not convinced eh? I bet you weren't expecting THIS...

Also, it's Bella Lugosi's Birthday.

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 20 October 2005 - 02:57 PM

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#130 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:29 PM

That explains everything! Except one thing: He always ate the cookies and milk. Do vampires eat cookies and milk?

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#131 Mirithorn

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:44 PM

And how do you explain the strange absence of children being posessed or finding marks on their necks/chests?

#132 Dorothy

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:48 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Oct 20 2005, 03:29 PM)

That explains everything! Except one thing: He always ate the cookies and milk. Do vampires eat cookies and milk?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Obviously he must... or he feeds them to his demon deer...

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 20 2005, 03:44 PM)

And how do you explain the strange absence of children being posessed or finding marks on their necks/chests?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The ones that awaken during his "visit" are bitten and then he has two options for their use: evil minion or if they are especially husky children he turns them into Santas.