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episode V captions again... a neatness thing

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:09 PM

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 11:52 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 2 2005, 06:09 PM)
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Trojan horse, I like that.


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Posted 30 December 2005 - 10:13 PM



Han Solo arranges it.
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 09:18 AM


BLACK VICTIM: "Police Brutality! Police Brutality!!!"
STORMTROOPERS: "Be quiet!"
BLACK VICTIM: "Racists! Black hate!"
STORMTROOPRS: "Be QUIET!"
BLACK VICTIM: "White supremacists!"
STORMTROOPERS: "Shut up!"
BLACK VICTIM: "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed/oppressed!"
STORMTROOPERS: "Bloody peasant!" [they zap him]


HAN SOLO: "Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."

Or...

HAN: "First! I shot first!"


LEIA: "Oh damn, Lando siphoned our gas!"


HAN: "I love you. You... complete me."
LEIA: "Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello'."


LEIA: "Damn honey, why do you always have to shoot first?"
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Posted 12 March 2006 - 10:28 PM


Lando: "I'm sorry, they gave me $20 and offered to reinstate cloud city's liquor license."
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Posted 12 March 2006 - 10:42 PM


Lando: "Sorry Han, but you're a Welshman and a thief. Last time you came to my home, you stole a chunk of beef."
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 04:10 PM



HAN SOLO: Now you will see the true nature of the Force! Pull my finger!
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 05:42 PM


Han: "Check it out i learned a cool trick... allakazam allazkamollet, look at my hand, there goes your wallet!"
Lando: "Whatever, just get your hand off my ass."
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 10:24 PM


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BILLY DEE WILLIAMS: "I don't think so, Harry."

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 10:50 AM



HAN: Goochie, goochie, goo!

LANDO: Oh, stop teasing me, you pirate!
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:33 PM


Liea: "I don't care! I'm not taking off untill you put the fuzzy dice back!"
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 01:22 AM


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Leia: "*sigh...*" (I wish I knew how to drive)

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 09:55 AM



DRIVER INSTRUCTION WOOKIEE: (translated from Wookiee) At the 'stop' sign up ahead, take a left. Then we'll try the whole 'parallel parking' thing again, Miss Organa. Remember, if you hit the cone this time, I'll fail you, and you'll have to come back in six months to take the test all over again.

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DRIVER INSTRUCTION WOOKIEE: SLOW DOWN! CAN'T YOU SEE THE CROSSING SIGN!

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DRIVER INSTRUCTION WOOKIEE: You damned Alderaanians! Oh, wait... nevermind... it's just a Gungan.
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 11:33 AM



Chewbacca (thinking disgruntled): "Nooo, it couldn't have been a Wookie princess we rescued on that Death Star, could it?"
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:47 PM


Chewbacca (translated: "Can you get me Dan Aykroyd's autograph?"
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