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episode V captions again... a neatness thing

#46 Despondent

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Oct 15 2005, 11:07 PM)

VADER: "Luke, we can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

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Vader: Impressive, most impressive...
Luke: what? the mood? the music? the lighting?

Vader: Shut Up! in the SW saga this is about as Fucking good as it gets!

#47 Zatoichi

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Posted 16 October 2005 - 11:11 PM

The Imperial E-Web blaster canon - For when you absolutely positively have to kill every last mother fucker in the room.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>

#48 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:29 AM

I like yours, Zatoichi.

LUKE: "Hey, I can see Tatioone from here!"

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I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#49 barend

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:45 PM

I hate to one-up the band but this will be the BEST STAGE-DIVE EVER!

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#50 EwokHunter

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:53 PM

Luke: I have a really good dad that cares about me *sigh*

#51 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 10:24 AM

LEIA: "I told you not to give them the finger!"

Or...
LEIA: "Would you just pull over and let them by?!"

HAN: "Aw damn, I spilled my Big Gulp!"

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#52 diligent_d

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 03:02 PM

"Is it normal to get a funny sensation when I slide down the pole?"

#53 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:21 AM

VADER: "You know, Luke I've been thinking..."
LUKE: "What?"
VADER: "Let's put aside our differences and go thwart a real evil tyrant - Bryan Singer. Did you see that crappy costume he chalked up for Superman Returns? Only a real villain would do something like that."
LUKE: "You're right... let us smite this Singer!"

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#54 StarWarsIsUs

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:08 AM

After having failed at defeating Darth Vader, Luke soon tried his hand at pole-dancing. No one came to watch the audition.

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#55 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 11:19 AM

DARTH VADER: "Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the two lightsaber manuever that served me so well against Count Dooku!"

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#56 Despondent

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:42 PM

#57 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 09:38 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Oct 29 2005, 11:42 AM)

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Glad you liked it, D.

LEIA: "You know Han, I've got this weird feeling that a big, giant hand is hovering over us."
HAN: "What makes you say that?"

LUKE: "I don't know why, but I can't help but feel like I'm hearing Han and Leia talking just over my shoulder."

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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#58 Despondent

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 11:56 PM

Vader: If only You Knew, the suckfest that is my life story.
Yoda: He's right. Kid you not, I do.
Leia: You're not actually going into another Lucasfilm franchise.
Solo: May the Force be with you.
Luke: Artoo! Swinging my lightsaber at the falcon is LOTS more fun than that old thing Ben had!

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:17 AM

All dialogue taking place off camera.
SNOW TROOPER #1: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
SNOW TROOPER #2: "I'm hungry!"
SNOW TROOPER #3: "I have to go to the bathroom!"
SNOW TROOPER# 4: "Why do I have to sit in the back?"
SNOW TROOPER #5: "His gun is bigger than my gun!"
SNOW TROOPER #6: "Can we stop at McDonald's for a toy?"
DRIVER: "You kids quit whining or I'll turn this thing around!"

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#60 Helena

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 03:26 PM

The Empire was counting on the Rebels never having heard the 'Trojan Horse' story.

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People