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episode 4 captions for neatness...

#91 barend

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 07:49 PM

Vader: "You're part of the rebel alliance and a tr... hey... What's that on your blouse?"
Liea: "Huh"
Vader: *flick* "HA! I can't beleive you fell for that!.... ha ha ha ha ha ha.... ...take her away."

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#92 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 08:57 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 2 2006, 05:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hahahaha

OBI-WAN: "Luke, listen, this is important. This means something."
LUKE: "What?"
OBI-WAN: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels GREAT when you're doing it. But in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
LUKE: "

This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 03 March 2006 - 08:59 AM

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#93 Jejef Thgaron

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Posted 13 March 2006 - 04:34 PM

HAN: Where could that ship have come from? It's too small to have hyperdrive capabilities.

LUKE: It's headed towards that small moon.

BEN: That's no moon. It's a Starbucks!

HAN and LUKE stare at BEN with very puzzled looks on their faces.

BEN: Well? They really do have one everywhere now!

#94 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 13 March 2006 - 10:20 PM

HAN: "Where'd that giant flying shoe come from?"
OBI-WAN: "George must be making too many demands of his special effects staff again."
LUKE: "But with today's special effects technology, how can anything be too demanding?"
HAN: "Pipe down, fan boy."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#95 barend

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 12:29 AM

Han: "First one to hit the beer can is sober enough to fly these loosers to Alderan.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 09:51 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 14 2006, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Han: "First one to hit the beer can is sober enough to fly these loosers to Alderan.

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#97 Jejef Thgaron

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 10:38 AM

MOVIE PREVIEW ANNOUNCER GUY: Coming soon to a theater near you.

Rob Schnieder is a typically normal man... until one day, he becomes an intergalactic manwhore! See Rob Schnieder fly from planet to planet whoring himself out to anyone available!

Rob Schnieder is: Deuce Biggsalow, Intergalactic Gigalow.

Rated PG-13.

#98 diligent_d

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 11:37 AM

Admires self in mirror: "If I were a laser blaster, I'd be set to stunning."

#99 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:45 PM

DARTH VADER: "You seem a decent fellow. I would hate to kill you."

Han Solo: "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 03:03 PM

VADER: Welcome to the Death Star Intergalactic Museum Of Arts And Science! I'll be your tour guide, Mr. Vader. On your left, you'll notice a mock-up of some Imperial Tie Fighters sitting in a hangar bay, and if you look back there, you'll see a giant blue screen. We wanted to put a herd of stuffed Taun-tauns and Nerfs over there, but we just didn't have the budget, so The Emperor said he could put it in later with the addition of CGI technology. If you follow me, we'll go to the power core, so you can see...

#101 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 11:32 PM

HAN SOLO: "Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something?"

DARTH VADER: "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I have a feeling that everyone will be wearing them in the future."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#102 barend

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