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#106 barend

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 07:07 PM

Vader: "That's right... with my cybernetics i can crush everybone in a mans throat with these fingers... except the index one... for some reason i could never get it to bend..."

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#107 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:14 PM

Hahahahahaha

DARTH VADER: "It's not polite to point!"

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#108 Despondent

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:36 PM

Darth Vader: "Listen closely All. When I snap my fingers, it will be as if nobody told you what happened in the clone wars.
And you princess, shall be given memories of your real mother."

#109 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 10:18 AM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Mar 20 2006, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Darth Vader: "Listen closely All. When I snap my fingers, it will be as if nobody told you what happened in the clone wars.
And you princess, shall be given memories of your real mother."

Hahahahahaha

DARTH VADER: "I'm naked inside this suit. Does that disturb you?"
PRINCESS LEIA: "Greatly."
DARTH VADER: "Good."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#110 barend

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 05:49 PM

those last two were great...

this one, however, is just silly...

Liea: "The base is on Dantooine.... Can I go now?"
Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

#111 barend

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 06:05 PM

Han: "yeah, i'll have a two medium quarterpounder meals, a small fillet-o-gungan meal, and a fat ass supersized Big-Hutt meal with fanta instead of coke for the wookie...".

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 07:28 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 21 2006, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Han: "yeah, i'll have a two medium quarterpounder meals, a small fillet-o-gungan meal, and a fat ass supersized Big-Hutt meal with fanta instead of coke for the wookie...".

cute

GL: Great. Only more surprise, ok? It's not a Moon, it's a Space Station. Actually, it's the only time a space station is ever mentioned in this ~~12, 9~~, ~~6 movie saga~~ Film. Only This time, let's have the guys in the front seat look to your LEFT and the guys in the back, look to your RIGHT.

#113 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:05 AM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Mar 21 2006, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

cute

Nyahahahahaha

HAN SOLO: "Where'd my dice go?"

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#114 Helena

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 04:16 PM

Vader: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:04 PM

"That's no moon...that's a blue screen."

#116 barend

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 08:21 PM

"That's no moon... that's a sun! No wonder it's so hot in here!"

#117 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 10:48 PM

QUOTE (diligent_d @ Mar 22 2006, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"That's no moon...that's a blue screen."

Bwahahahahahahaha!

OBI-WAN [singing]: "So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure / How amazingly unlikely is your birth / And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space / 'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 11 May 2006 - 12:13 PM

Luke: "But on your MySpace page, you said you were 24 years old...."

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Posted 11 May 2006 - 04:12 PM

Luke: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!"

Luke: "Oh my God!!"

Lars: "Don't you ever knock???"

Luke: "I'm never touching the blue 'milk' again!"

#120 Gobbler

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Posted 11 May 2006 - 04:28 PM

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?