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Episode 2 Captions why not...?

#1 barend

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:31 PM

"...hmmm... royale with cheese...."

Beru: "I'm telling you that Shmi chick was a total skanky ho."

Obi-wan: "...I said, Did you see a sign out front that says 'dead nigger storage'?"

"Help me obi-wan kenobi, your my only hope."

Palpatine: "So... this blue man group of yours... is it really as funny as you say?"

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:43 PM

HAHAHAHA!
Oh man!
I'm Dyin'. Pulp Fiction.

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:49 PM

Obi-wan: "Death Sticks? no,no... where can i get some crack?"

Wattoo: "your mother? I sold her to the kebab place down the street."

"Jengo Fett? yep. heard of him, met him, ate him!"

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:06 PM

PADME: "You're Aunt Beru?!"
BERU: "You have a problem with that?"
PADME: "Yeah I do - how dare you be more attractive than me when I have all these theatrical costumes and kabuki make up techniques?!"
BERU: "We're not all created equal, hon."
ANAKIN [thinking]: Ooh, cat fat between Paddy and Aunt Beru... giddyap!"

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:22 PM

"If the ride is more fly, then you must buy......"

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:26 PM

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:34 PM

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 02:45 PM

ANAKIN: "I can you see your tan lines you know."
PADME: "What are you staring at my tan lines for? Shouldn't you be staring at my cleavage?"
ANAKIN: "Well yeah, but those tan lines are hard to ignore."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:23 PM

"You know, the sheer awfulness of this film is almost mesmerizing..."

Amidala was really beginning to wish she'd read the weather forecast before packing for Tatooine.

"Why did I ever agree to give you driving lessons?"

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:29 PM

This could work for ep III as well.

I wonder if anyone else knows how to block Force Lightning with a lightsabre. On second thought, how the hell do I know? I've never even fought a Sith Lord before.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:52 PM

[quote=Lord Aquaman,Sep 25 2005, 09:06 PM]

"Ani, as weird as it sounds, I think they're BOTH undressing me with their eyes!"

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:54 PM

[quote=Zatoichi,Sep 26 2005, 03:29 PM]

"F-ing Billy Dee Williams gets to be spokesperson for Colt 45, but to they EVEN ASK me out of courtesy? No!"

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:59 PM

beru:"...and that was the first time i sucked cock for deathsticks."

...hmmm... when 900 years old i reach, look as good, i will not hmmm?...

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 07:22 PM

And then I said "Rectum! Damn near killed 'em!"

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:33 PM

Obi Wan: "So, Ok, I'm called into Yoda's private meditation pad, the one only HE uses, right? and he's teaching me all is loose end shit Qui Gon was supposed to teach me but he didn't because Maul lightsabered his ass on Naboo and after i cut the MFer Sith in half and I think 'the punk who went down so easy was teaching ME?" WTF? But I thought about that later because I would have quit the program then and there if I THOUGHT of it THEN. So I'm like meditating and lifting the furniture and Yoda says to open my mind to the Force where I'll see the past, old friends long gone, and then I see the future! And that's what was trippin' because I'm in a bar like this one but in some hot shithole and this guy is picking on Anakin Skywalker's kid because he and the elected 14 year old Queen/Whore couldn't stop off at the drugstore first, and this weird guy's in my new litle buddy's face and I say, 'hey, chill man, lemmie buy you a drink' tryin' to be nice and get back on track and then he pushes the little guy so I go ballistic on the MFer and take his arm off and nobody in the place says anything! Another deathstick? Sure, why not?"