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You know you spend too much time on Chefelf.com... God, I'm going to regret this.

#31 Chyld

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 01:58 PM

67) You buy a domain name, because your crappy Blogspot site isn't as cool as all the domain names the bigger kids have, and you want to join in.

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#32 Zatoichi

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:39 PM

68) You try to get a certain numbered post in a thread or overall

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#33 floppydisk

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:32 PM

68) You end up naming yourself after computer bits.

69) You race yourself to 1000 posts.

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If you will it, it is no dream.

#34 Zatoichi

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:33 PM

Sooooo.....

#35 floppydisk

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:34 PM

Haha, no, I was describing myself.

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

#36 SithAvenger

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:52 PM

70) You start to play Q & A Session with your friends.

71) Every time you hear the word ''Jelly'' you think ''Pufflemur''

72) Every time you hear Floppy Disk, you remember the amazing bag man!

Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.

#37 Icey

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:00 PM

73) When someone says "hmm, it's icy outside." You immediatly think that your lovable crazy Scandinavian has finally found out where you live.

You would then propably lock the doors and hide.

#38 Wayne

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:03 PM

73) Strap On Dildo Head Guy has scarred you for life.

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

#39 floppydisk

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:06 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 26 2005, 06:00 PM)

73) When someone says "hmm, it's icy outside." You immediatly think that your lovable crazy Scandinavian has finally found out where you live.

You would then propably lock the doors and hide.

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I would throw some clothes out teh window.

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

#40 barend

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:21 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Sep 26 2005, 05:30 AM)

60) You holler "CAKEZ!!!!11" at birthday parties.

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i actually do...

infact it usually goes like this.

other person: "actually it's my birthday today..."
barend: "oh... CAKEZ!!!!11!!
other person: "what?"
barend: "uh...oh... sorry, eh.. happy birthday.

This post has been edited by barend: 26 September 2005 - 06:23 PM

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#41 Slade

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 02:44 AM

74) you seriously consider joining forces with Strap On Dildo Head Guy as The Vibrator.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#42 Wayne

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:23 AM

And then when I push bad guys off buildings, I'd be like "Sorry punk, that batteries ARE included!"

This post has been edited by Wayne: 27 September 2005 - 06:23 AM

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

#43 barend

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 07:40 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Sep 26 2005, 04:32 PM)

69) You race yourself to 1000 posts.

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69.

#44 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 07:42 PM

Barend! Stop that! you already have the bitey 69-er, you don't need more references.

74) You think that buildings should be built without a 69th floor, and should have the 13th back.

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

#45 barend

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