Judge Icey - Chefelf.com Night Life

(6 Pages)
←
1
2
3
4
5
→
Last »

You cannot start a new topic
Add Reply

Judge Icey 'Tis time for Viking Justice!

#31 Coco

Soothsayer

Group: Members
Posts: 749
Joined: 21-May 05
Location:Around
Country:Argentina

Posted 20 September 2005 - 09:39 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 20 2005, 06:11 PM)

Did you at any point publically make clear your wishes to Zatoichi, privately or publically, to not take any of your scores?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Actually, yes, I did. You may want to check the comment of my highscore here. You will also note that Zat clearly expresses his hate about my score, and his intentions of beating it, and I quote: "I HATE YOUR SCORE!"

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 20 2005, 06:11 PM)

Did any of your scores subsequently get taken by the accused?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes. Alien Commander. I had 25300 points, if I recall correctly. One day he swungs by and scores a 54000 or so.

#32 barend

Anchor Head Anchor Man

Group: Crappy News Team
Posts: 11,839
Joined: 12-November 03
Gender:Male
Location:Nieuw Holland
Interests:The Beers of Western Europe, Cognac, and constantly claiming the world would have been a better place if Napoleon had won.
Country:Australia

Posted 20 September 2005 - 09:47 PM

oooohhhhhh....

*gasp of shock*

>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)

Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |

Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)

#33 Ninja Duck

Cheer up, emo duck.

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,912
Joined: 30-October 03
Gender:Male
Location:Thrillsville
Country:United States

Posted 20 September 2005 - 09:55 PM

Enough of this pre-game formality stuff! Pitch the ball aready!

#34 Icey

n00b

Group: Members
Posts: 2,889
Joined: 06-April 04
Location:Not-Spain
Interests:Being infested by parasites. Fighting members of the Kennedy family, kidnapping the President's daughter. Moaning.<br />
Country:United States

Posted 21 September 2005 - 05:57 AM

Those things have been duly noted. Zatoichi, you did not send me a question list and thus your chance to ask the witness has been lost. You may either call for a witness of your list (Otal may not, having only Coco). If you fail to do that, you must perform a closing statement. You have twenty four hours.

#35 Zatoichi

Left Hand Man

Group: Members
Posts: 2,250
Joined: 04-August 05
Gender:Male
Location:Upstate NY
Interests:Conquering the World! Being the who when you call "Who's there?"
Country:United States

Posted 21 September 2005 - 07:22 AM

Okay

stupid time difference, I went to sleep. Vengence shall be mine! Later.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>

#36 J m HofMarN

Knows All The Girls Named Lola

Group: Members
Posts: 7,234
Joined: 24-May 04
Gender:Male
Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
Interests:Tyranny
Country:United States

Posted 22 September 2005 - 03:08 AM

Judge Icey, I submit my case:

jhgdlsjh;ajOMG AND THEN CHYLDE WAS LIKE

aadglkjadgyqrrrrraaaargghhhh

and i';nma ajust like as;ljdgaqyeij fuck off man

abnd thge nhe totally nknweed me in the nuts for like no reasona

ans and then

and Icey so I stole his couch and now hes all live gimmwa

vgimme mayh couch vabk mothafuck

and then i said no so he called the cops and they shot majsha

skgjsdgkf;kg

adand then akh

and so the fish went in the pants lajgdkkarth

and thats how it happened judge no word of it a lie n0oword of IT a lie

and you have ot find him hulty and i just want money for my kid to go to college thats the last i dasertb

and tyhen i want chylde to be shot

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

#37 SimeSublime

Monkey Proof

Group: Moderators
Posts: 6,619
Joined: 06-May 04
Gender:Male
Location:Perth, Western Australia
Country:Australia

Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:46 AM

You may want to take a look at this.
*passes note to Judge Icey*

This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 22 September 2005 - 08:46 AM

The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?

#38 Zatoichi

Left Hand Man

Group: Members
Posts: 2,250
Joined: 04-August 05
Gender:Male
Location:Upstate NY
Interests:Conquering the World! Being the who when you call "Who's there?"
Country:United States

Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:06 AM

This isn't good. I was gloating at the time

#39 Coco

Soothsayer

Group: Members
Posts: 749
Joined: 21-May 05
Location:Around
Country:Argentina

Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:37 AM

Judge Icey, this is outrageous! He is publicly declaring that he is stealing them!

#40 Chyld

Ancient Monstrosity

Group: Crappy News Team
Posts: 5,770
Joined: 04-March 04
Gender:Male
Location:Not Alaska
Country:United Kingdom

Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:07 AM

Wuh... witness... pardon?

*notices his scores have gone*

Crud!

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish

#41 Zatoichi

Left Hand Man

Group: Members
Posts: 2,250
Joined: 04-August 05
Gender:Male
Location:Upstate NY
Interests:Conquering the World! Being the who when you call "Who's there?"
Country:United States

Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:10 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I admit it. I am trying to rule the arcade. Victory will be mine and none of you can stop me!

*runs out of the court house still laughing maniacally*

#42 WalkingCarpet

Soothsayer

Group: Members
Posts: 624
Joined: 16-June 05
Location:Somewhere Across Forever
Interests:Puns, irony & sarcasm
Country:United Kingdom

Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:56 AM

Er.... do we have to start over?

#43 Otal Nimrodi

Miracle Ghost

Group: Members
Posts: 5,442
Joined: 26-June 05
Gender:Male
Interests:I like my my little pony characters like I like my suspected criminals. Mirandized.
Country:United States

Posted 22 September 2005 - 03:16 PM

This isn't in any lawbook I know of. Was that a confession?

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

#44 Zatoichi

Left Hand Man

Group: Members
Posts: 2,250
Joined: 04-August 05
Gender:Male
Location:Upstate NY
Interests:Conquering the World! Being the who when you call "Who's there?"
Country:United States

Posted 22 September 2005 - 03:24 PM

SHOUTING: Maybe it was maybe it wasn't. But, here is two lines for all of you: So long suckers! You'll never take me alive!

*jumps off of a nearby cliff (that has a 3 foot drop)*

#45 Icey

n00b

Group: Members
Posts: 2,889
Joined: 06-April 04
Location:Not-Spain
Interests:Being infested by parasites. Fighting members of the Kennedy family, kidnapping the President's daughter. Moaning.<br />
Country:United States

Posted 22 September 2005 - 05:02 PM

Zatoichi. You admitted guilt, but due to common incompitence amongst all lawyers in the case I you must not use the arcade for half a year or declare yourself openly homosexual and mainly attracted to overweight inuits.

JM, Chyld has obviously wronged you. You have been given permission to shoot him. You will need to face the consequences of those actions though.