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No! I must be Brunt! It is part of my Engrish training, Slade San.
Barend- There is no fucking way you did that with mspaint.
Paintshop Penis Portrayal Punch-up The greatest contest. EVER.
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J m HofMarN 
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 09:44 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 10:58 PM
i used 'paint.'
the windows one that come with windows right...?
used to be called paintbrush...
yeah...
of course... it would look a lot better if i had used photoshop, but we don't have that at work...
EDIT:
thus the 1980's sierra look...
the windows one that come with windows right...?
used to be called paintbrush...
yeah...
of course... it would look a lot better if i had used photoshop, but we don't have that at work...
EDIT:
thus the 1980's sierra look...
This post has been edited by barend: 20 September 2005 - 10:59 PM
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:49 AM
How are we going to pick a wiener err, winner? I say we all PM our votes to JM. Have the polls open 24 hours.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 12:43 PM
No way are you guys stuffing my inbox with thirty messages about dongs. We'll vote in a poll I'll create when all the entries are in.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 01:19 PM
Oh, ehh, I should've thought about that.
Actually, it looks like it has two butts.
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 20 2005, 01:22 AM)
coco? coco... why does your penis have a butt?
Actually, it looks like it has two butts.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:37 PM
Mutant Penis versus Cockera! Oh no! Cockera has jammed himself in Mutant Penis' second butt! Tokyo surely is doomed! Who will help us!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 10:56 PM
Here's one I call "Sometimes a Cigar."
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"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 11:01 PM
ahh... political satire...
how high brow...
the erectron 3000
how high brow...
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 21 2005, 09:37 PM)
Mutant Penis versus Cockera! Oh no! Cockera has jammed himself in Mutant Penis' second butt! Tokyo surely is doomed! Who will help us!
the erectron 3000
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 04:16 AM
Allow me to introduce.... Cock Robbin'.
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:51 AM
QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 20 2005, 07:31 PM)
Chyld, your penis is very good looking.
Its been a long time since anyones said that...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 12:45 PM
Well Civ, you now have George Bush's vote, you yankee imperialist, you.
All: I'm totally putting my foot down before anyone even thinks about this turning into a role play battle between our various penii and penis creatures.
All: I'm totally putting my foot down before anyone even thinks about this turning into a role play battle between our various penii and penis creatures.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 05:52 PM
Boo! Me no Yankee Imperialist! Me just think me = funny. Man, after I uploaded that, I started laughing about it, and haven't stopped since. I may need to go to the hospital.
PS: In the roleplay battle, His Excellency smokes a fine cock while Cock Robbin and that big prink tag team on the rooster. It's pretty ugly.
PS: In the roleplay battle, His Excellency smokes a fine cock while Cock Robbin and that big prink tag team on the rooster. It's pretty ugly.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 06:17 PM
I noticed that when I flipped the picture I'd drawn, I forgot to crop and flip the flag. So I changed the picture. Cleaned up the flag too. Everything else is the same, and by the way, I am still laughing.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 06:19 PM
the erectron 3000 is the greatest.
it stands up to every cunt!
and cums in two colors.
it stands up to every cunt!
and cums in two colors.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)