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I was recently watching a horrible movie to review for my site. It's called Coronado and it basically rips off everything it can. It took Gimli from LOTR and made him into a dictator. That was the star power for the film. Next it got a chick who wanted to be Jennifer Aniston and a guy who could pop out his eyes, and a chunky person who looked a little like Saddam Hussein. And to complete its wonderful cast it got some jackass who really wanted to be Han Solo, which is where my problem comes in.
Coronado is the moving tale of the Jennifer Aniston chick overthrowing Gimli and falling grudgingly in love with Han Solo. It's a lot like Star Wars except that Luke Skywalker's part is played by a ditzy moron and Darth Vader is played by the same guy who's best line previously was "Ach Laddy, noone tosses a dwarf!"
Anyhow, I think they went a little too far ripping off Starwars, because at one point when they're in trouble this dialogue is exchanged:
Jennifer Aniston: "What are you doing?"
Han Solo: "I'm saving your butt, princess!"
Now, I seem to remember the exact same lines passing between Han and Leia in ANH. I just wanted to see if anyone could make sure of it since my memory could be faulty due to years of drug abuse and watching bad films like this one.
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Line ripped from ANH a request for clarification
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:11 PM
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:01 AM
cmon people, this is your chance to gain SW geek props.
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:10 AM
fine, for the geek props one bit that sounds like those lines is:
Leia blasts open garbage shoot hatch thingy
Han: What the Hell are you doing?!
Leia: Well somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage shoot flyboy.
I believe that is what you were thinking of.
Leia blasts open garbage shoot hatch thingy
Han: What the Hell are you doing?!
Leia: Well somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage shoot flyboy.
I believe that is what you were thinking of.
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 04:51 PM
thanks for clarifying that, i actually watched ANH this after noon. i watch a star wars almost every other day.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 04:50 PM
hmmm I could have sworn that line appeared in an SW movie, maybe it wasn't ANH then.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 06:04 PM
It wasn't DIRECTLY taken, but it WAS paraphrased. And seriously, a Star Wars every other day?
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 07:09 PM
i used to watch it pretty regulary...
i taped over them in the end.
i taped over them in the end.
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