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Finger of Blame Thursday, February 19, 2004

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 01:44 AM

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Thursday, February 19, 2004

Controversial Australian rugby league player John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the backsides of three North Queensland players. Accused of one of the most bizarre charges in the history of rugby league, or sport in general for that matter, Hopoate, whom plays for Tigers West's was officially found guilty of 'unsportsmanlike interference'.

In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty.

Tigers coach Terry Lamb, who has played 349 first grade games, said it was reasonably common to be touched in the region of the testicles.


http://www.portyrugb...0409_finger.htm


In other news. lawyers for Michael Jackson are expected to use a "rugby defense".
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 05:23 PM

QUOTE (K1NGWARREN @ Feb 19 2004, 01:44 AM)
In other news. lawyers for Michael Jackson are expected to use a "rugby defense".

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This would be an interesting tactic given that it didn't work for "Hopa" one bit. He was suspended and when he finally returned to the Tigers a few blokes changed teams just because they didn't want to play in a side with him in it.
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Posted 19 February 2004 - 09:21 PM

QUOTE (Supes @ Feb 19 2004, 05:23 PM)
a side with him in it.

that would be the Back side? tongue.gif
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Posted 20 February 2004 - 12:33 AM

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 01:44 AM

ah, good old thugby league!

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Posted 20 February 2004 - 09:34 AM

This guy's not going to be a very bankable player now. No one's gonna want the bum-poker on their team. Come to think of it it may be better than having him on the opposing team.

Maybe he's a genius after all!
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