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Posted 05 September 2005 - 05:48 PM
Oh...My...God... YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. I am an active player of a TCG that shall remain unnamed. Yesterday I started a game against myself, then went to bed Today, After oversleeping do to insomnia, I overslept, and my 12 year old sister had started a playdate with her friend Beth. This again wouldn't matter, except she ATE SOME OF MY BEST CARDS! The first thing that went through my mind was "This sounds like one of those crappy news team things." Then I realised it wasn't news. So I didn't give a news team member the story.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 08:56 PM
Hmmm.....
Okay. Was the game Magic? Or Yu-Gi-Ums?
Edit: And why was your twelve year old sister eating your cards?! You guys must keep her chained in the basement or something.
Okay. Was the game Magic? Or Yu-Gi-Ums?
Edit: And why was your twelve year old sister eating your cards?! You guys must keep her chained in the basement or something.
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 05 September 2005 - 08:57 PM
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 11:46 PM
doesn't she like fish heads?
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 11:59 PM
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Otal Nimrodi's sister eats TCG Card!
September 5, 2005
"Oh...My...God... YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME." is what the aleged victim of a sibling social event gone tragically wrong was quoted as saying.
the fifteen year old went on further to admit to the details of his active day: "Yesterday I started a game against myself, then went to bed."
according to police reports the cards had been in some way masticated by young teeth. Detective Peterson: "we have taken mr.nimrodi's sister in for questioning and her suspected accomplace..." (identified at this point only as 'Beth').
The self confessed insomniac, Mr.Nimrodi was cared for by social workers after yelling at the seen of the crime: "she ATE SOME OF MY BEST CARDS!"
detectives are working around the clock to find out why a 12 year old would be eating cards. The question has lead to serious alligations about the home environment and social servies have been called in.
Mr.Nimrodies parents have yet to be located for comment.
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September 5, 2005
"Oh...My...God... YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME." is what the aleged victim of a sibling social event gone tragically wrong was quoted as saying.
the fifteen year old went on further to admit to the details of his active day: "Yesterday I started a game against myself, then went to bed."
according to police reports the cards had been in some way masticated by young teeth. Detective Peterson: "we have taken mr.nimrodi's sister in for questioning and her suspected accomplace..." (identified at this point only as 'Beth').
The self confessed insomniac, Mr.Nimrodi was cared for by social workers after yelling at the seen of the crime: "she ATE SOME OF MY BEST CARDS!"
detectives are working around the clock to find out why a 12 year old would be eating cards. The question has lead to serious alligations about the home environment and social servies have been called in.
Mr.Nimrodies parents have yet to be located for comment.
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This post has been edited by barend: 06 September 2005 - 12:01 AM
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 07:57 AM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 09:16 AM
Hilarious, Barend. Not sarcasm, this time.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 02:47 PM
That was good, barend.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 02:54 PM
Can't have been Yu-Gi-Oh, the better cards have something (plastic, maybe?) woven into them to stop them breaking, You can fuck up the card, but eating it would be like chewing a lunchbox.
I only know this because my brothers a twat, don't worry.
I only know this because my brothers a twat, don't worry.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 03:05 PM
Um...someone dropped pizza on one of my Durkwood Boars once. But I'm afraid my story doesn't compare.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 06:32 PM
In the interest of helping Chylds brother get over his tradgic addiction, I provide the information that M:TG cards make good roach material.
Go on, light one up with his moxes.
Go on, light one up with his moxes.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 08:04 PM
[pedantic] There's no d in tragic. [/pedantic]
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 07:14 PM
Otal: You beat me to the punch. I'm obsessive compulsive about stuff like that. Spelling errors drive me insane. Also, who eats cards? Honestly?
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