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pr0n! degrading to women? where does your loyaty lie?

#61 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 03:07 PM

Oh, oh!

"Do you wash your clothes with Windex?

'Coz I can see myself in your pants!!!"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"

"Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?" (Wait for answer) "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:43 PM

fancy a screw?

no...?

mind lying down while i have one?

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 07:50 PM

I'm gonna love you like a snowstorm. You're gonna get 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave your house for four days.

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 10:22 PM

There are only 206 bones in the body.

Wayne: Arrogant, but funny.

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 12:55 AM

Whatever... Picky, picky. I don't think the chick that got told that would be paying attention to the number of bones the dude says...

And yes, the snowstorm line rocks. I'd go home with that guy.

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 05:37 AM

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 12:38 PM

I think that the women that reminded the guy that he was wrong about the bones in the body would be the keeper.

But it would ruin the pick-up line momentum.

I think there should be a law against sex with good food stuffs, but only because it ruins the food. People would still be able to have sex with all of the gross food they wanted, of course.

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 12:47 PM

There is a pick up line thread somewheres. I know, because barend used that one before.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 07:00 PM

If you were a McDonalds sandwich you would be a mcbeautiful.

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 02:36 PM

Hehehe! Are you trying to kill women with laughter, Wayne?

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 02:17 PM

No... just knock them out for a few hours.

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 06:27 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 7 2005, 12:38 PM)

I think there should be a law against sex with good food stuffs, but only because it ruins the food. People would still be able to have sex with all of the gross food they wanted, of course.

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like in 'Ninja 3: the Domination' where the main girl is getting hot and heavy with the cop and she pours V8 (vegitable juice, mostly tomato) down the sides of her neck and onto her chest...

total gross out...

sex food should be desert only...

and even then, stuff like chocalate syrup when your out of milk and it expires tomorrow, so there's no other use for it.

saying that, whipped cream in a can is cheap and pleantiful and there's a choc.mouse version as well...

that stuff was made for sex...

honestly... why else would you need chocolate mouse in a can?

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 02:11 AM

I didn't mean using food for erotic purposes, I meant actually attempting coitus with food.

I can't think of a better reason for whipped cream in a can either.

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:19 PM

Heehee. "I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
"Butter's in the fridge."

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