Episode III Caption This
#196
Posted 13 August 2006 - 04:43 PM
YOUNGLINGS: Red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum...
ANAKIN: STAY BACK!
#197
Posted 14 August 2006 - 11:51 AM
YOUNGLINGS: Red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum...
ANAKIN: STAY BACK!
Now THAT'S funny.
ANAKIN: "No children in my film!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#198
Posted 14 August 2006 - 12:48 PM
ANAKIN: Time to bring down the house!
KID#1: You're going to bring down the house on a bunch of little children?
ANAKIN: ... If I close my eyes, I can pretend you're all clones of Jango Fett.
#199
Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:10 PM
ANAKIN: Time to bring down the house!
KID#1: You're going to bring down the house on a bunch of little children?
ANAKIN: ... If I close my eyes, I can pretend you're all clones of Jango Fett.
Nyehehehehehehehe
ANAKIN: "Die ankle biters!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#200
Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:19 PM
#201
Posted 10 September 2006 - 10:32 AM
VADER: "I don't understand it. We laugh together, we care for each other, we have highly proficient sex. I just don't see why we can't get married."
PADME: "Look, we're different, let's just leave it at that."
VADER: "What do you mean 'different'?"
PADME: "Mixed marriages just don't work. I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."
VADER: "You'll just have to trust me."
PADME: "Okay, okay, I'll marry you. But on one condition - I want a Jewish wedding."
VADER: "A Jewish wedding?! Okay!"
PADME: "By the way, are you circumsized?"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#203
Posted 07 October 2006 - 11:14 PM
"should I quit the jedi order now, and take up becoming a preist in coruscant?..this robe seems fitting for the duty"
Younglings: "Is that the magic marker from Bill Cosby's 'Picture Pages'?"
..this photo was once considered for an Iron Maiden album
This photo draws the question..why is Chewie on his knees in front of Anakin?
....LMFAO,..and we all thought it was ONLY Palpatine that made silly faces in ROTS!!!!!!
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#204
Posted 07 October 2006 - 11:58 PM
Mace: [i]
Kit Fisto: "Say man,..you still got dem grams of snow you picked up from da budman back in Compton, dawg?"
Mace Windu: "Fo' shizzle, my brotha,.for shizzle"
Kit Fisto: "Hook me up yo,.I git you yo republik credytz dis weekend, my nigga"
Mace Windu: "Aww,..hell nah nigga...you best be payin me up on dis sale now"
Kit Fisto: "aight,..here go yo money,..beeyotch"
[quote name='barend' date='Mar 14 2006, 12:09 AM' post='125277']
Mace: [i]
Mace Windu: "Man.....Padme got a BIG Ole Booty!!"
Kit Fisto: Fo' real tho'...aint that it!"
Mace Windu:" I heard her man been acting a fool lately"
Kit Fisto: "You betta act fast,.that dude wants to kill you"
Mace Windu: "say what???"
Kit Fisto: "Nothing man..nothing"
Despondent, on Sep 23 2005, 12:17 AM, said:
"HEY BUDDY,...CAN YOU SPARE A DIME FOR THE PAYPHONE?"
[quote name='Lord Aquaman' date='Aug 12 2006, 09:54 PM' post='141804']
Hahahahaha
OBI-WAN: "HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING,..GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING..."
ANAKIN: "I HATE CHRISTMAS CAROLERS!!!!!"
[quote name='barend' date='Mar 14 2006, 12:09 AM' post='125277']
Mace: [i]
Mace: "Hey Kit,.you see that old white man sitting there?"
Kit: "Yeah...who the F*** is that?"
Mace: "thats Colonel Sanders, fool!"
Kit: "Colonel who?"
Mace: "SANDERS..he makes the best fried chicken, this side of Coruscant!"
Kit: "SHUT UP!,..are you serious??!!"
Mace: "I wouldnt lie like that, dawg"
Kit: "You think he will feed us for free?"
Mace: "Hell naw,..but I stole George Lucas' Visa Platinum card"
Kit: "cool,.lets get some chicken & Beer, then go to the girlie bar"
Mace: "It is done"
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#205
Posted 08 October 2006 - 12:43 AM
cues Blue Oyster Cult: "DONT FEAR THE REAPER"
[quote name='Darth Player' date='Sep 22 2005, 04:57 PM' post='99373']
Yoda: "MY NAME....IS GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN,...I AM YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR..."
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#206
Posted 08 October 2006 - 01:02 AM
Natalie: "..umm..is this the set for the movie Aliens 3?...No?..you mean Im not sigourney weaver,...damn.."
Natalie:.."well,..is this the set for G.I. Jane?...what,.Im not Demi Moore either??"
Natalie: "well then,..who the hell am i now,.cause i sure the hell aint padme anymore!!"
[quote name='Lord Aquaman' date='Aug 5 2006, 12:32 PM' post='141079']
TV Announcer: "An all-new season of 'Galactic Law and Order' starts this Tuesday on NBC"
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#207
Posted 12 October 2006 - 09:46 PM
kid: "What do we do master anakin?"
Anakin: "I believe you can DI- wait. What did you can me?"
kid: "Master Anakin."
Anakin: "Aw, shucks... that's all i really wanted... rampage over everyone... as you were... eh... sorry.
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#208
Posted 23 October 2006 - 09:04 PM
looks like Ross Perot's infant grandson wearing a cucumber & mud mask.
#209
Posted 06 November 2006 - 06:16 PM
Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right
45 in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me trouble man
always in trouble man
worth a couple hundred grand
chevys, all colors man
#210
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:11 AM