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Hayden: "bastard Lucas forms his own SPFX company and drops CGI characters in every scene like raindrops, but can't buy a camera or marker for $1 that gets rid of red-eye...."
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Episode III Caption This
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Darth Player 
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Posted 21 October 2005 - 11:56 PM
Hayden: "bastard Lucas forms his own SPFX company and drops CGI characters in every scene like raindrops, but can't buy a camera or marker for $1 that gets rid of red-eye...."
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 10:25 PM
FAN: "Hey George! what about the original, unaltered Star Wars trilogy circa 1977-1983?"
GEORGE: "WHAT?!...."*POWWW*
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:21 AM
lol.
Edit: Not a bathroom.
Edit: Not a bathroom.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 23 October 2005 - 09:21 AM
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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arius
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:12 PM
Yoda:
So they actually have a chair exactly the shape and size of the one you sit in in the counsel chamber where you are now?
Ki Adi Mundi:
Yes.
Yoda:
The same arm rests and everything?
Ki Adi Mundi:
Yes.
Yoda:
You're kidding me. Believe this, I do not!
This post has been edited by arius: 23 October 2005 - 08:15 PM
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:16 PM
Not without my Daughter.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:33 AM
Why Episode ]I[ turned out the way it did:
Screen Writer:
Ya know, I really think it is out of character for Darth Vader to stagger like the Frankenstein Monster and scream "Noooooo!" like that. I think...
George Lucas:
What?!
* POW*
Screen Writer:
Ya know, I really think it is out of character for Darth Vader to stagger like the Frankenstein Monster and scream "Noooooo!" like that. I think...
George Lucas:
What?!
* POW*
This post has been edited by arius: 24 October 2005 - 09:35 AM
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 11:07 PM
Ki Adi Mundi: "I don't get it guys, is this a commo hologram of me or am I dead, 'one with the living Force' and just don't know it yet?"
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 10:03 AM
"Arise... Darth Lego."
ANAKIN: "1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field."
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:02 AM
Lucas: DON'T QUESTION MY DAMNED AUTHORITY!
or
Lucas: I'M ABOVE THE LAW!!!
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:32 PM
No, really. It'll look like I'm hitting you. My guys can do anything.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 06:04 PM
ANAKIN: "Padme, you've got to tell me... do you know any good white basketball players?"
PADME: "Honey, there are no good white basketball players."
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 14 January 2006 - 10:37 AM
ANAKIN: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
PADME: "Why? What's wrong?"
ANAKIN: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 09:06 AM
"I represent the Coneheads of the Jedi organization."
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#119
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 04:51 PM
DROID: I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is she's dead. I accidentally replaced her heart with a baked potato.
OBI-WAN: And the good news?
DROID: I just saved a ton of money on my speeder insurance by switching to Geico!
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 05:48 PM
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>